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Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
The new thing now is the little snowflakes can't live in dorms, so mama and papa are setting up apartment for baby.
 
I passed out on the couch yesterday on accident. The cat had passed out on my lap, unbeknownst to my slumbering self.

God bless that little guy, for he ripped such an amazing fart so warm and massive that it seeped through my jeans onto my skin.

I woke startled, thinking I spilled a warm beer. I wake up frantic thinking I spilled something on me, and was met with salmon and tuna hell, and a smug cat.
 
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