By Invitation Only

[MyTripisCut]

Bulls*. You got young kids

They are almost out. Lmao. Had to save stuff for their lunch tomorrow.

 

[Wally]

It's all that was in the pantry!!!

Order a frikin pizza!

 

[MyTripisCut]

He's not one of us. Not anymore.

 

[Turdferguson]

Yep

Good luck to you. Mention my name during the interview. .....a guy at corporate has the same name as me so maybe they will think you know him

 

[MyTripisCut]

He is dog on a shoe remember

 

[Brownslave688]

Christ. How can a woman make packing for one night seem like it's going to be an all day ordeal

 

[FrigidFTSup]

They are almost out. Lmao. Had to save stuff for their lunch tomorrow.

I'm a little drunk so I read the first part as if you were saying they were out of the house. Like you sent them off to kindergarten and told them to get jobs.

 

[Wally]

He's not one of us. Not anymore.

He reads Cosmopolitan for diet tips.

 

[MyTripisCut]

I'm a little drunk so I read the first part as if you were saying they were out of the house. Like you sent them off to kindergarten and told them to get jobs.

Thought about it a few times. Little prick bastids.

 

[MyTripisCut]

He reads Cosmopolitan for diet tips.

 

[Wally]

Christ. How can a woman make packing for one night seem like it's going to be an all day ordeal

How many suitcases?

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Christ. How can a woman make packing for one night seem like it's going to be an all day ordeal

I got home from work today, let the dog out, packed my bag (including a suit), and was on the road in 13 minutes.

Only reason it took that long is because the dog took a . Don't know what is so complicated.

 

[Turdferguson]

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[Wally]

Christ. How can a woman make packing for one night seem like it's going to be an all day ordeal

Then they beotch about unpacking. I'm done in less than a minute since I only bring what I need.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Thought about it a few times. Little prick bastids.

Teach them the important life lessons when they're young.

 

[Brownslave688]

I got home from work today, let the dog out, packed my bag (including a suit), and was on the road in 13 minutes.

Only reason it took that long is because the dog took a . Don't know what is so complicated.

She's like do you know everything the baby need?!?!?!?!


Yes and it's all already packed in 2 bags.


Not to mention she's been on vacation all week....

 

[FrigidFTSup]

She's like do you know everything the baby need?!?!?!?!


Yes and it's all already packed in 2 bags.


Not to mention she's been on vacation all week....

Another reason why I'm holding out a few more years on kids. A diaper bag. Kill me now.

 

[Wally]

I got home from work today, let the dog out, packed my bag (including a suit), and was on the road in 13 minutes.

Only reason it took that long is because the dog took a . Don't know what is so complicated.

Trip brings more luggage than the Kardashians.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Trip brings more luggage than the Kardashians.

He keeps pounding those wheat thins his ass is going to be bigger than Kim's

 

[Wally]

Another reason why I'm holding out a few more years on kids. A diaper bag. Kill me now.

Thats her problem.