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oldngray

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Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I have a feeling I will be heading out to get some dinner rolls.
I used to agree with the bitchy part until being on BC. There are plenty of bitchy men here.

Probably because of their wives.


This weekend



Wife: it'd be nice if you'd do the dishes every now and then


Me: it'd be nice if you weren't a raging bitch every day but we don't always get what we want.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Lol. If my husband talked to me like that, Id probably be a bitch too.
It was a bad time of the month and she'd been bitching all day about minor things.


Like the door handle on my truck. How long have I been telling you to get this fixed blah blah blah. Umm you use this truck twice a year maybe. Relax.
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
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It was a bad time of the month and she'd been bitching all day about minor things.


Like the door handle on my truck. How long have I been telling you to get this fixed blah blah blah. Umm you use this truck twice a year maybe. Relax.
Tell her, I'll fix it when I'm ready!
 
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