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[Operational needs]

I have one. I bought it for when I buy my new Alexa controlled TV when I retire.

Good luck with that. It’s too creepy for me.

 

[oldngray]

A drunken dare to eat a slug left a teen paralyzed and needing a feeding tube

Y’all might want to stick to swallowing goldfish on a dare.

And of course he is suing the government because he is now disabled.

 

[Operational needs]

Why does everyone think every a*hole on here who is new is me? I don't have the market cornered on being an ass

I agree. That other guy does.

 

[oldngray]

I agree. That other guy does.

Just because a troll smells like an ass doesn't mean its @Turdferguson

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Good luck with that. It’s too creepy for me.

I offered to buy my daughter an Echo Show so that we could video chat. She said thanks but no thanks.

 

[Operational needs]

I offered to buy my daughter an Echo Show so that we could video chat. She said thanks but no thanks.

I don’t blame her. Even my youngest is creeped out by those things.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I don’t blame her. Even my youngest is creeped out by those things.

They are so ewie

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

And of course he is suing the government because he is now disabled.

Ban slugs!

 

[Indecisi0n]

#SlugLivesMatter

 

[oldngray]

I don’t blame her. Even my youngest is creeped out by those things.

Tracking you is what they all want to do.

MoviePass can't answer important location tracking questions

What legitimate reason would they have to track you driving home?

 

[oldngray]

Ban slugs!

He should have added salt to his beer?

 

[Operational needs]

Tracking you is what they all want to do.

MoviePass can't answer important location tracking questions

What legitimate reason would they have to track you driving home?

That’s why I never tag myself anywhere. I have the location feature turned off on my phone.

 

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Why does everyone think every a*hole on here who is new is me? I don't have the market cornered on being an ass

Yea....you do.

 

[Wally]

Wild and crazy kids?
Drunk husband ‘kills his wife by using a MORTAR BOMB as a sex toy’

 

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Wild and crazy kids?
Drunk husband ‘kills his wife by using a MORTAR BOMB as a sex toy’

Kinky...

 

[upschuck]

Kinky...

Gonna try it?

 

[oldngray]

Gonna try it?

Like a cannoli?

 

[upschuck]

Like a cannoli?

Would never get that far in his hands

 

[oldngray]

Connecticut man facing stolen car charge drives stolen car to court: cops

 

[Operational needs]

@cosmo1 A 1942 Jeep that spent some time in Europe.