By Invitation Only

[oldngray]

Some genius decided to put a smoke detector in the kitchen of the house I’m living in. Every time I open the oven door, the alarm goes off, even if there’s nothing in there. Lol.

Take the batteries out.

 

[oldngray]

Man trying to kill insects with flames sets his house on fire

 

[Operational needs]

https://nypost.com/2018/04/06/slain-burglars-family-says-he-didnt-deserve-to-die/

I had no sympathy when I saw this guy died while terrorizing and burglarizing an old couple. I have even less now learning that he and his “clan” prey on old people.

 

[Wally]

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Just yank the batteries.

 

[Operational needs]

Take the batteries out.

I have to look first to see if there is another one on the first floor.

 

[oldngray]

https://nypost.com/2018/04/06/slain-burglars-family-says-he-didnt-deserve-to-die/

I had no sympathy when I saw this guy died while terrorizing and burglarizing an old couple. I have even less now learning that he and his “clan” prey on old people.

Is that the case where the cops charged the old guy for defending himself with a knife?

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Heeeey the dislike button is back! What happened to “Mommy had to take away the big, scary button because some people with paper egos whined and cried like toddlers”? lol

 

[Operational needs]

Heeeey the dislike button is back! What happened to “Mommy had to take away the big, scary button because some people with paper egos whined and cried like toddlers”? lol

I think more people whined to have it brought back. Lol.

 

[Operational needs]

Is that the case where the cops charged the old guy for defending himself with a knife?

Yes.

 

[Turdferguson]

Man trying to kill insects with flames sets his house on fire

Ohio. Figures. Probably high on fentanyl and paint

 

[oldngray]

Ohio. Figures. Probably high on fentanyl and paint

More likely a meth lab.

 

[Operational needs]

More likely a meth lab.

With imaginary bugs?

 

[Turdferguson]

More likely a meth lab.

Methodist dealer wouldn't have called fire department. Would have just run

 

[oldngray]

With imaginary bugs?

Those can be really annoying and almost impossible to get rid of.

 

[Operational needs]

Those can be really annoying and almost impossible to get rid of.

Especially when they’re being fed with more meth. Lol.

 

[Brownslave688]

Methodist dealer wouldn't have called fire department. Would have just run

Or ran

 

[Turdferguson]

Or ran

No. Run

 

[oldngray]

Hero Mailman Strikes Again, Saves Man In Distress On LBI

 

[Brownslave688]

No. Run

Nope

 

[cosmo1]

Methodist dealer wouldn't have called fire department. Would have just run

WTF is a 'Methodist dealer'?

And don't give that shaky excuse of spell check.