By Invitation Only

[Turdferguson]

You were too shocked she didn't kill you?

Actually yeah

 

[Turdferguson]

I'm on the edge of my seat. Waiting for the next update.

Eating breakfast at Frisch's Big Boy right now. Had the breakfast bar. It's delicious

 

[Operational needs]

You were too shocked she didn't kill you?

Why would I kill HIM? He would keep it interesting. Great sense of humor, loves all kinds of music, good Dad, etc.

 

[Brownslave688]

Why would I kill HIM? He would keep it interesting. Great sense of humor, loves all kinds of music, good Dad, etc.

Because if you were stranded on a deserted island you could live the longest eating him.

 

[Brownslave688]

Out and about as we speak pal. Just left the dietitian office, have to head to bank next.......I will keep you updated

Eating breakfast at Frisch's Big Boy right now. Had the breakfast bar. It's delicious

So the dietitian recommended an all you can eat breakfast bar huh?

 

[burrheadd]

Eating breakfast at Frisch's Big Boy right now. Had the breakfast bar. It's delicious

Be sure and let the dietician know this

 

[Brownslave688]

Be sure and let the dietician know this

His brother is the local heart surgeon and let's him in on a piece of the action. Lol

 

[burrheadd]

https://www.reddit.com/r/path%3D%252Fr%252Fworldnews%252Fcomments%252F8cmonj%252F
Headline should have read

Amazon employees take a page out of UPS playbook

 

[MyTripisCut]

https://www.reddit.com/r/path%3D%252Fr%252Fworldnews%252Fcomments%252F8cmonj%252F
Headline should have read

Amazon employees take a page out of UPS playbook

I’m sure when all is said and done, that will have been a nightmare employer.

 

[Operational needs]

https://www.reddit.com/r/path%3D%252Fr%252Fworldnews%252Fcomments%252F8cmonj%252F
Headline should have read

Amazon employees take a page out of UPS playbook

Of course amazon will deny just as UPS did before.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Of course amazon will deny just as UPS did before.

I had a lady call and complain one time. I told my boss it was old apple juice, just wanted to dump it out. Lmao.

 

[Brownslave688]

I had a lady call and complain one time. I told my boss it was old apple juice, just wanted to dump it out. Lmao.

You dumped it out in the road or in their yard?

 

[MyTripisCut]

You dumped it out in the road or in their yard?

On the curb. Lol. One time I went to dump on the road and almost splashed a guy riding his bike. That woulda been bad, so I always go curb.

 

[oldngray]

On the curb. Lol. One time I went to dump on the road and almost splashed a guy riding his bike. That woulda been bad, so I always go curb.

Far enough to water the grass so it doesn't leave a wet spot.

Preferably @Wally 's grass

 

[MyTripisCut]

Far enough to water the grass so it doesn't leave a wet spot.

Preferably @Wally 's grass

It was a very expensive neighborhood. Pro athletes, doctors, lawyers. I was also very new at UPS. Didn’t really think people had nothing to do like that.

 

[Operational needs]

It was a very expensive neighborhood. Pro athletes, doctors, lawyers. I was also very new at UPS. Didn’t really think people had nothing to do like that.

Ohh. They always find time for pettiness. When I lived in Florida my manager called me in her office and said a customer complained about me sitting on an overpass for ten minutes. It was right after 9/11. Funny thing was, it wasn’t me.

 

[Brownslave688]

On the curb. Lol. One time I went to dump on the road and almost splashed a guy riding his bike. That woulda been bad, so I always go curb.

I used to just put it back in the cup holder. Until one day it was 98 and I was dying of thirst and grabbed the cup with a straw in it and took a monster swig of my own piss.

 

[oldngray]

Did @sailfish order something again?

 

[Brownslave688]

It was a very expensive neighborhood. Pro athletes, doctors, lawyers. I was also very new at UPS. Didn’t really think people had nothing to do like that.

Do their dogs not pee in their yard?

 

[MyTripisCut]

I used to just put it back in the cup holder. Until one day it was 98 and I was dying of thirst and grabbed the cup with a straw in it and took a monster swig of my own piss.

I left it on the shelf one time during peak. Forgot to put lid on. My helper was not amused.