By Invitation Only

[MeLlamoMud]

I thought you just needed a mommy and daddy who love each other?

I was trying to be helpful...

 

[Operational needs]

It was the government! Not the winters

Are you saying there are some kind of underhanded actions going on by the US government? Do I need to put Rickyb on this?

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Minerals, vitamins, fats...things that my body was lacking for regulating my hormones. I had no issues with the first 2 kiddos but years down the line and an excision did a number on me. Some women with endo and other diseases that can cause infertility aren't so lucky.

Jesus, I'm the millenial, I'm supposed to be the one saying all that stuff is what you need to use.

My plan is to buy some wine and do the one thing that's on every guy's mind all the time.

 

[Operational needs]

Didn't we tell you to stay away from the naval base?

I know! I couldn’t help myself. I love a man in uniform.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I was trying to be helpful...

You're new here. You'll understand me eventually.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Are you saying there are some kind of underhanded actions going on by the US government? Do I need to put Rickyb on this?

It's from all the chemtrails I sprayed in the sky during flight training

 

[MeLlamoMud]

Jesus, I'm the millenial, I'm supposed to be the one saying all that stuff is what you need to use.

My plan is to buy some wine and do the one thing that's on every guy's mind all the time.

Lol well if that doesn't work...start with natural things before seeking out pills and what have you.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I know! I couldn’t help myself. I love a man in uniform.

You should see me in a cardigan

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Lol well if that doesn't work...start with natural things before seeking out pills and what have you.

My wife will start reading some parenting books and come up with some voodoo bull smile*. I have no need to introduce that stuff into the equation. Just makes it more complicated.

 

[Operational needs]

I was trying to be helpful...

We’re different here. If your feelings are easily hurt you’re in trouble.

 

[MeLlamoMud]

We’re different here. If your feelings are easily hurt you’re in trouble.

No hurt feelings...
Just a statement of intent.

 

[Operational needs]

You should see me in a cardigan

 

[MeLlamoMud]

Some of that "voodoo" is legit...lol

 

[FrigidFTSup]

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[FrigidFTSup]

Some of that "voodoo" is legit...lol

Some of those books are trash. Yeah, facing my wife towards the north star after eating a lemon and wearing wet socks is really going to be the reason I can successfully impregnate her.

 

[Operational needs]

My wife will start reading some parenting books and come up with some voodoo bull smile*. I have no need to introduce that stuff into the equation. Just makes it more complicated.

Just have sex. It worked well for me. Lol.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Just have sex. It worked well for me. Lol.

Don't have to tell me twice.

 

[Wally]

I had sex. That’s how I got pregnant.

You going on Maury again?

 

[MeLlamoMud]

Some of those books are trash. Yeah, facing my wife towards the north star after eating a lemon and wearing wet socks is really going to be the reason I can successfully impregnate her.

The wet socks part is pretty traditional...

 

[FrigidFTSup]

The wet socks part is pretty traditional...

Yeah if you’re a gypsy