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[BakerMayfield2018]

My wife is bearly 5 foot. If one of those monsters woke up next to me I’d call the cops. Lmao.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

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You mother...

 

[MyTripisCut]

You mother...

 

[Brownslave688]

My wife is bearly 5 foot. If one of those monsters woke up next to me I’d call the cops. Lmao.

Carmen Electra is 5'3" lol

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Carmen Electra is 5'3" lol

She is 2 manly and fake boobs are a major turn off. No thanks.

 

[Brownslave688]

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Closest things he's had to sex in months

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Closest things he's had to sex in months

 

[Operational needs]

Good morning.

 

[MyTripisCut]

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Good morning.

Why am I imagining you in a Teddy, while you look up Teddy Roosevelt quotes?

And more disturbing, why does it get me revving so much???

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

@1BROWNWRENCH wanna hear something funny? You know how the diesels need DEF and if you wait too long to put it in, the vehicle does a countdown requiring it to be programmed? Weeelll, our mechanics are forced to use a laptop for this and their laptop is being repaired in Memphis. As of right now, we have about 5 vehicles just sitting, waiting to be reprogrammed. So, management went out and rented vans. Lol.

So who neglected to mention that exhaust fluid was needed?

 

[Operational needs]

So who neglected to mention that exhaust fluid was needed?

I’m guessing the drivers. I’m not laughing at the mechanics. I feel bad for them because their hands are tied on so many things.
A manager told me yesterday that a young driver said there was something wrong with his radiator. He asked him how he knew. The guy said, It says DEF with a pic of the radiator. Lol.

 

[oldngray]

 

[Operational needs]

Woman shaves legs in Florida pool, world grosses out

Some people should never leave their houses.

 

[moreluck]

 

[oldngray]

Woman shaves legs in Florida pool, world grosses out

Some people should never leave their houses.

A lot of those stories come from Florida. I guess its better than a cockroach in the ear story.

 

[Wally]

Why am I imagining you in a Teddy, while you look up Teddy Roosevelt quotes?

And more disturbing, why does it get me revving so much???

 

[Wally]

Woman shaves legs in Florida pool, world grosses out

Some people should never leave their houses.

Change the title to Whale grooms In Pool.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Selfie of you watching grass grow?

 

[oldngray]

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Selfie of you watching grass grow?

Lmfao.