Turdferguson
Just a turd
What is it with you that brings out the mean in drunks?Barney, relax please, I think you mixed up your old person pills again. I’m sorry you couldn’t take me bustin on you guys listening to all that crappy old cowboy music.
No, I’m not a wrinkly old prick, how could I have seen him?
I was truthful, but don’t leave Barney! Please!