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[Wally]

lol my brother in law used to say his plan was find a fat girl and put her on nutrisystem. "Then she'd be like he loved me when I was fat. I can't leave him"

Good luck getting her down even 10 pounds.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Two stars injured, tried to get one more season out of CC, and didn’t really sure up the rotation. Make the playoffs, anything is possible.

shore up

 

[oldngray]

 

[burrheadd]

Pez or aspirin shaped Nips???

Oreos my fav

 

[burrheadd]

Got a little drunk one night. Unfortunate the husbands nerves got to him and he couldn't perform.

He's been begging for a do over ever since.

Butthole wouldn’t unclench

Can’t say I blame him

 

[burrheadd]

That clown Fitbit just made a comment that he didn’t know when or even IF your contract will be voted on. Is it possible that the IBT could force it through without a vote at all or is that yet another scare tactic by him?

No vote until all supplements are ready to vote on

 

[MyTripisCut]

shore up

Thanks. You SURE can be a D*

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Thanks. You SURE can be a D*

No!
Thank you!

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

I was behind this car today. Bricked out amazon or PVD driver? Neither. It was a woman who lived in some apartments and was going to put her trash in a dumpster on the way out, but forgot. Shows how often she looks in her rearview mirror.

 

[oldngray]

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I was behind this car today. Bricked out amazon or PVD driver? Neither. It was a woman who lived in some apartments and was going to put her trash in a dumpster on the way out, but forgot. Shows how often she looks in her rearview mirror.

Rear view mirror is for putting on makeup.

Didn't you know that?

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

Rear view mirror is for putting on makeup.

I put mine on before I leave the house.

 

[Operational needs]

Kegerator anyone? Lol.

 

[Operational needs]

I put mine on before I leave the house.

Like a pro!

 

[MyTripisCut]

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Kegerator anyone? Lol.

Is that new or old?

 

[oldngray]

 

[Operational needs]

Is that new or old?

Idk. The people just moved in the house from Jersey. I’m guessing used.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Idk. The people just moved in the house from Jersey. I’m guessing used.

Oui vei, there goes the hood!

 

[Operational needs]

Oui vei, there goes the hood!

I know right! Lol.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Lunchbox Dad: Search results for #lbdbento

And I thought @Turdferguson made good lunches....

 

[Operational needs]

Lunchbox Dad: Search results for #lbdbento

And I thought @Turdferguson made good lunches....

I just showed some of the lunches to my daughter. She said she wouldn’t want to eat them because they look like they took a lot of work. Lol.