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oldngray
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Its not as if we could ever have a movie star president.
MyTripisCut
Never bought my own handtruck
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Marginally better than a reality wannabe star.
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I just watched a truck driver unloading buns at a Wendy’s. That guy was hustling. The way he was moving you’d have thought he was either in his 30 day qualifying period at UPS or it was his birthday and his wife promised him a blow job if he hurried home. Lol.
oldngray
nowhere special
I knew a UPS driver that spent years driving a bread truck before he started at UPS. Even in his 50's and being overweight he ran like a 20 year old.
He had to retire early after having both knees replaced.
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This guy looked like he was in his mid 30’s.
oldngray
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The guy I knew didn't start at UPS until he was in his 30's. He actually got disability instead of retirement but had to fight to get it. He even had a handicapped sticker on his car he drove to work then delivered in a package car.
His own fault for the way he worked. He was notorious for bidding on a route and tearing it up for a couple of years (and messing up the allowances) then moving to another route and repeating. His name even became a verb for how he messed up routes.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
We had a guy move a few years back. He was a teamster so figured I'll make more money my last 10 years plus it's the same pension.
He quit after 2 years. Ups expected him to run like his brother.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Absolutely cannot make this 
up. I'm walking at the city park and some like 10 year old comes up and asks if I want some donuts
up. I'm walking at the city park and some like 10 year old comes up and asks if I want some donuts
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I didn't know Dave was a bread guy
MyTripisCut
Never bought my own handtruck
Was his name Joey? Joey Baggadonuts?Absolutely cannot make this
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I said no thanks.
He then pulls a donut out of his front pocket and is like well I got some of you want.
I about lost it.
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Aww. He was trying to share. lol. Maybe he was a little slow.
@MyTripisCut, woot!!!!!!!
scooby0048
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It must have been @Birdblue then.
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Good morning! Happy Friday!
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He’s definitely challenged. Lol.
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This is funny. Someone at the Cleveland Police Dept has a sense of humor. Lol.
