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[Turdferguson]

Original mr tiny hands. I miss that guy.

Heard he got a jitter bug phone and @hyena hands are too small to work the buttons is why he doesn't post anymore

 

[Turdferguson]

What did mom bring you down for dinner tonite !!!
Did she say what time she wants your friends out !!

"Mom" is just happy I am doing that instead of making air quotes constantly as I talk to her. She threw something at me earlier for that

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Heard he got a jitter bug phone and @hyena hands are too small to work the buttons is why he doesn't post anymore

Back several years ago me and slant head posting lots of beer and food pics and he posts some of the best material on the inter webs.

 

[Covemastah]

My mom loved to just throw her slipper at me

 

[Brownslave688]

If it makes you feel better I just got bullied playing the online version of red dead redemption. Completely picked on

Ohhhh you poooooooor thing

 

[Brownslave688]

Never. I'm no @hyena

Lol where is the er. I’m pretty sure Ava has bigger hands than him.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

His tiny dirty hands holding a beer and his tiny ass meatball hamburgers in the grill. Instant classics

 

[Brownslave688]

What did mom bring you down for dinner tonite !!!
Did she say what time she wants your friends out !!

Meatloaf

 

[Turdferguson]

My mom loved to just throw her slipper at me

Well my wife knew what she was marrying. No reason to resort to violence just because I am a smartass

 

[Brownslave688]

"Mom" is just happy I am doing that instead of making air quotes constantly as I talk to her. She threw something at me earlier for that

Was it a jar of jelly? My mom once threw a jar of jelly at my dad. Left a big hole in the wall.

 

[Turdferguson]

Was it a jar of jelly? My mom once threw a jar of jelly at my dad. Left a big hole in the wall.

She threw a case of water at me once. Got even madder when I started laughing and making fun of her horrible aim

 

[Brownslave688]

Well my wife knew what she was marrying. No reason to resort to violence just because I am a smartass

My wife said today “90% of the time I like it and laugh but 10% of the time you really get on my nerves”

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

My wife said today “90% of the time I like it and laugh but 10% of the time you really get on my nerves”

#winning

 

[Brownslave688]

#winning

I said funny that’s the same as my failure and success rates when trying to get in your pants.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

I said funny that’s the same as my failure and success rates when trying to get in your pants.

Mine isn’t speaking to me right now. #winning.

 

[Brownslave688]

Mine isn’t speaking to me right now. #winning.

You should thank her for the peace and quiet.

 

[cosmo1]

Mine isn’t speaking to me right now. #winning.

At least she didn't take your phone this time.

 

[burrheadd]

At least she didn't take your phone this time.

The weeks not over

 

[542thruNthru]

I said funny that’s the same as my failure and success rates when trying to get in your pants.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

My wife said today “90% of the time I like it and laugh but 10% of the time you really get on my nerves”

If you were a real man, those numbers would have been flipped around.