By Invitation Only

[542thruNthru]

Took ava to the park the other day I am comfortable with her playing on everything there alone except the monkey bars. So I let her go and I took my basketball and was shooting hoops.

30 seconds later I hear DADDY DADDY!!!! She’s hanging from the monkey bars.

With out fail they always find that one thing you don't want them playing with.

 

[oldngray]

Retirement must be boring. View attachment 236033

 

[Operational needs]

It's not the climbing. It's that he did it while I was not around. I let him keep climbing.

Thank goodness. I was afraid you were a helicopter dad. Lol.

 

[542thruNthru]

Thank goodness. I was afraid you were a helicopter dad. Lol.

Hell no! I'm way to lazy for that.

 

[542thruNthru]

golf right?

As long as I get a double bogey.



You probably don't even play golf and won't know what that is.

 

[Wally]

.. l and was shooting hoops.
30 seconds later I hear DADDY DADDY!!!! She’s hanging from the monkey bars.

Allow me to translate:

5 minutes later I hear DADDY... good thing wife or Gammy wasn't around...

 

[Brownslave688]

With out fail they always find that one thing you don't want them playing with.

They always find a way.

Few days ago went to the farm. All I had to do was shut the chicken coop so I left her in the car (not buckled in her car seat) I get as far away as I’m gonna be and I hear her yelling. Initial fear was that she had opened the door and gotten out. About that time I hear A car coming up the road (busy 55 mph road) my stomach was in my throat and took off towards the car. I couldn’t see anything because it was 10 minutes from being totally dark.

Get to the car and there she is grinning away in the car seat with the window down. She had rolled it down and was yelling at her ponies.

 

[Indecisi0n]

As long as I get a double bogey.



You probably don't even play golf and won't know what that is.

Thought you would want a one in hole.

 

[542thruNthru]

Thought you would want a one in hole.

No I want you to 3 putt that bad boy.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Grainorade. Lmfao.

 

[542thruNthru]

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Grainorade. Lmfao.

You two hitting Sloppy Joes bar next?

 

[Wally]

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Grainorade. Lmfao.

Pain killer for sure.

 

[Wally]

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Grainorade. Lmfao.

Where you at?

 

[Operational needs]

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Lmao!

 

[542thruNthru]

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[Operational needs]

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So you think if two young things such as yourselves were standing in front of me in such a state, that I wouldn’t be paying attention? You sell yourself short....

 

[Indecisi0n]

So you think if two young things such as yourselves were standing in front of me in such a state, that I wouldn’t be paying attention? You sell yourself short....

I thought you liked the play hard to get.

 

[oldngray]

 

[542thruNthru]

So you think if two young things such as yourselves were standing in front of me in such a state, that I wouldn’t be paying attention? You sell yourself short....

 

[MyTripisCut]

@silverbullet2893 mother ing penguins fans in Key West. Gotta be kidding with his gay ass ducking powder blue penguins t shirt. !