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[Wally]

My wife found this in our house today.
It's a Hellgrammite, the larvae stage of the Dobsonfly. It can bite you but is not poisonous.
Larval development can take from one to three years.
This one was about three inches long.

A better picture in it's natural environment, a stream.
We live on a creek but it is about 70 ft vertically down and about 200 feet walking.

I got some DDT if you want some.

 

[Wally]

Not as scary as these.
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Yikes!

 

[rod]

My wife found this in our house today.
It's a Hellgrammite, the larvae stage of the Dobsonfly. It can bite you but is not poisonous.
Larval development can take from one to three years.
This one was about three inches long.

A better picture in it's natural environment, a stream.
We live on a creek but it is about 70 ft vertically down and about 200 feet walking.

Ya have to love the bugs in the hot & humid states.

 

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Not as scary as these.
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Why in the hell did I think you were a black guy?

 

[rod]

Why in the hell did I think you were a black guy?

I think he's a wannabe

 

[rod]

Not as scary as these.
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Damn - you have small hands

 

[MAKAVELI]

Why in the hell did I think you were a black guy?

Try looking above my waist.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Damn - you have small hands

But they look nice and soft .

 

[rod]

But they look nice and soft .

Not all calloused up like yours I bet

 

[Indecisi0n]

Not all calloused up like yours I bet

Nope. I'm sure they slide so much easier.

 

[542thruNthru]

And they’re like yeah sure butterfingers. You had a shot til you dropped my keys. I can only imagine you fumbling around my private’s like you did my keys.

Yeah I guess you didn't understand what I was hinting at...

Understandable since the most tail you see while you deliver belongs to sow.

James Holzhauer claims title for second-highest number of 'Jeopardy!' wins with Thursday victory


Anyone keeping up with this? 21 straight wins and the top 11 single day prizes in the history of the game.

@rod might because he's around that age that watches Jeopardy. Geezus next will be a article about animal husbandry!

 

[542thruNthru]

By the way... Go Cubs

Yes its Russell but it's a old gif so don't go all current events on me like some Jeopardy watcher!

 

[rod]

Yeah I guess you didn't understand what I was hinting at...

Understandable since the most tail you see while you deliver belongs to sow.



@rod might because he's around that age that watches Jeopardy. Geezus next will be a article about animal husbandry!

Not into that show. I set my limit at the Price is Right

 

[scooby0048]

My wife has a terrible fear of the bugs eating her.


I always tease her that I’m going to do a natural burial if she pisses me off.

I tell my wife that if she doesn't straighten up, when she goes, I'm going to drag her out the doorstep and have the county come claim her rather than let her get the last laugh by me paying for her funeral.

"County coroner? Some lady just showed up on my doorstep and died. No, I have no idea who she is can you come remove the body?"

 

[542thruNthru]

So @Brownslave688 when you get beat this weekend, you going to finally change that lame avatar?

You can make it this one if you need ideas.

 

[Operational needs]

Good morning. Happy Friday!

 

[Operational needs]

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-st...robbed-bank-used-oblivious-dad-as-getaway-car

OMG! I would be in jail for murder after this!

 

[oldngray]

 

[Brownslave688]

 

[Operational needs]

Lol.