By Invitation Only

[Jkloc420]

It's actually pretty much all legs. Killed him when he squeezed into a crack between the cupboards. I won't lie. I was a little nervous hunting him down.

have a heart

 

[542thruNthru]

have a heart

It was either his life or me getting laid that weekend.

He died for a nobel cause.

 

[MyTripisCut]

It was either his life or me getting laid that weekend.

He died for a nobel cause.

That was nice of your boyfriend to kill it....

 

[542thruNthru]

That was nice of your boyfriend to kill it....

I know. He's such a hunk.

 

[Brownslave688]

 

[oldngray]

 

[Operational needs]

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Are your wife and baby home?

 

[Future]

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Lord dear Jesussss

 

[Brownslave688]

Are your wife and baby home?

Have to stay for 24 hours. Should be home this evening.

 

[Brownslave688]

Lord dear Jesussss

I’m frantically searching for this magnet

 

[burrheadd]

No. It was too big. I caught it and threw it outside.

Total badass move

I’d have screamed like a 12 year old girl

Then smashed it dead

 

[Brownslave688]

Geeeeezus you teamcare.


Been married 13 years. Have covered everything my wife has had done since we’ve been married. Still have her under her maiden name in their system. IDIOTS!!!!

 

[Operational needs]

Geeeeezus you teamcare.


Been married 13 years. Have covered everything my wife has had done since we’ve been married. Still have her under her maiden name in their system. IDIOTS!!!!

Didn’t you have this argument with them when Ava was born?

 

[oldngray]

College student dies after falling from cliff while taking photos: 'She loved being outdoors'

Darwin +1

 

[scooby0048]

@scooby0048 hows that snow?

I got back Tuesday from back east and almost got flight cancelled. Yesterday I woke up to 6 inches of snow. Felt like calling the newspaper to place an obit.

"Wyoming is mourning the loss of Spring. In lieu of flowers, please send shovels and boots otherwise friend* off!"


But on a side note, I hear junior was finally born! CONGRATS buddy!!!!

 

[Operational needs]

College student dies after falling from cliff while taking photos: 'She loved being outdoors'

Darwin +1

I wonder what the total selfie deaths are this year so far.

 

[Brownslave688]

Didn’t you have this argument with them when Ava was born?

Yep


My wife said I’ve sent you the marriage certificate a number of times.

 

[Brownslave688]

I got back Tuesday from back east and almost got flight cancelled. Yesterday I woke up to 6 inches of snow. Felt like calling the newspaper to place an obit.

"Wyoming is mourning the loss of Spring. In lieu of flowers, please send shovels and boots otherwise friend* off!"


But on a side note, I hear junior was finally born! CONGRATS buddy!!!!

Thanks.

Yeah maybe June will bring you some flowers

 

[scooby0048]

A classic, eating the turnbuckles.

Can you believe that guy was a teacher! Imagine being in his class learning about the American Revolution, and having him eat one of the textbooks when students argued about the loyalties and allegiance of the colonies. It would be sick!

 

[Brownslave688]

Can you believe that guy was a teacher! Imagine being in his class learning about the American Revolution, and having him eat one of the textbooks when students argued about the loyalties and allegiance of the colonies. It would be sick!

@Rutherford B Hays is a teacher?