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[oldngray]

The boyfriend is obviously gay. What real man overpacks?

If you go commando you don't even need to pack underwear.

 

[Wally]

He's a liberal hero for skipping out on his debts.

Such outstanding journalism! They fail to mention what major he picked. Pretty important if you are planning ahead.

 

[Wally]

If you go commando you don't even need to pack underwear.

Plus real woman check hubby's bag. We wrinkle stuff.

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

Chocolate chip?

Pumpkin spice.

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

Plus, I threw in some chopped pecans....just because.

 

[oldngray]

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Plus, I threw in some chopped pecans....just because.

It it written somewhere that if you live in Texas you are required to have a pecan tree?

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

It it written somewhere that if you live in Texas you are required to have a pecan tree?

I have one in my back yard, but it's not big enough to bear fruit. My neighbor has a huge pecan tree. All the squirrels hang out at his house.

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

Notice that there are 2 cookies missing from that rack. Strictly used for quality control assurances. Wife took the other rack full to her workplace.

 

[oldngray]

I have one in my back yard, but it's not big enough to bear fruit. My neighbor has a huge pecan tree. All the squirrels hang out at his house.

My aunt in Texas always sent pecans every year. She moved and planted a new tree but it was still too small to bear fruit when she died.

... but she had to have a pecan tree.

 

[Wally]

 

[Indecisi0n]

Gumby dummy

 

[Wally]

My aunt in Texas always sent pecans every year. She moved and planted a new tree but it was still too small to bear fruit when she died.

... but she had to have a pecan tree.

Just buy a bag. No shells to crack.

 

[Operational needs]

World Naked Bike Ride organizers didn’t anticipate nude butts on shared bicycle seats on a 90-degree day

Remember this if you ever rent a bike. It could have been used for a naked bike ride and never cleaned.

 

[rod]

He's a liberal hero for skipping out on his debts.

He only owed 30k---that's just a drop in the bucket for what most owe now days. Maybe he can get a job in a Nike factory over there. I hear they pay 7 cents a day

 

[Operational needs]

https://nypost.com/2019/06/12/house...-victims-fund-bill-after-jon-stewart-shaming/

It’s always nice to see a celebrity fighting for a good cause.

 

[Wally]

He only owed 30k---that's just a drop in the bucket for what most owe now days. Maybe he can get a job in a Nike factory over there. I hear they pay 7 cents a day

He's in the Ukraine now.

 

[burrheadd]

World Naked Bike Ride organizers didn’t anticipate nude butts on shared bicycle seats on a 90-degree day

Remember this if you ever rent a bike. It could have been used for a naked bike ride and never cleaned.

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If she’s been riding it don’t bother cleaning it

 

[burrheadd]

These Ol soccer girls are some badasses

 

[Wally]

 

[542thruNthru]

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