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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
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oldngray
nowhere special
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Who would even think that?
542thruNthru
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Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
burrheadd
KING Of GIFS
Saw it happen at a high school wrestling meet
Kid came off the mat like he was shot out of a cannon
Ref didn’t see it couldn’t figure out what happened
burrheadd
KING Of GIFS
Here's a good one.
Got a hold of her like a bowling ball
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
542thruNthru
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@MyTripisCut
Lawyer: You said you want a divorce because she very silly?
Mickey: No I said she's
ing goofy!
Lawyer: You said you want a divorce because she very silly?
Mickey: No I said she's
ing goofy!
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Practicing dad jokes for your son?@MyTripisCut
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Lawyer: You said you want a divorce because she very silly?
Mickey: No I said she's
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Wife picked out Ava two kids ducktales shirts. She wants neither. Wants to wear the one I picked out lol
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
They do have "pop".
542thruNthru
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If that's a dad joke, it's a dark one.
Was asked today when I was dropping my son off. "Um your son has been going around giving kids knuckle sandwiches. Do you know where he got that?" I couldn't help but laugh. The teacher didn't think it was funny.
Just to be clear he's not punching people but I put my fist to his cheek and say you want a knuckle sandwich. So now he does it to me all the time. He'll put his fist against my cheeks and say "knuckle sandwiches!"
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
just "kidding "?
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Oh we will be in the office plenty I’m sure. Ava has already been instructed to shove or hit back
542thruNthru
Well-Known Member
Yeah I don't want to tell him that until he really understands it. Don't need one of their play fights they do when pretending to be ninja turtles or what ever turning into some kid getting socked by my son.
