Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Not this time. I’ve got a few buddies with 5 year old girls and we’ve been talking about taking them all.
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Trying to get your name in the running for Daddy of the Year? Lol.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Stop the lies. He gets up at 1am in order to check on you and see where you passed out! He's so responsible for his age.You're a better Dad then me man.
I ain't dealing with that. I want to take him but not till he's like 6. He wakes up too damn early for 1 and I'm not getting up at 5am to watch him play or deal with him not going to sleep because he can't hear us talking and having a good time.
Plus camping is supposed to be fun and relaxing. Watching him all day so he doesn't kill himself and so I don't have to listen to liberal pansies like @Wally complain how I need to keep a eye on him 24/7 is not fun and relaxing.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Lmao. Saturday we will get there early evening and she will “help” set up camp. Then we will go fishing. The come back and roast hot dogs, s’mores, all that good stuff. If she gets up early enough we will go squirrel hunting in the morning then cook bacon and eggs over the fire. Then head homeYou're a better Dad then me man.
I ain't dealing with that
Plus camping is supposed to be fun and relaxing. Watching him all day so he doesn't kill himself and so I don't have to listen to liberal pansies like @Wally complain how I need to keep a eye on him 24/7 is not fun and relaxing.
542thruNthru
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Half true. It's more to make sure I'm not eating all his goldfish because I'm drunk and have the munchies.
542thruNthru
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Oh so it's just 1 night. That I could handle. We go for 3 or 4 days.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Three year olds go hunting?
oldngray
nowhere special
with a Red Ryder BB gun?
542thruNthru
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Here we go again. Wally Pelosi is going to have a fit.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Well I only need to go 1/2 mile down the road. If she was old enough to pack her own bag we’d backpack in and out. This is our first time so yeah one night.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
They can tag along yes.
542thruNthru
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Lol why even go. Just pitch a tent in your back yard and have a fire.
Nevermind, I'm reading the msg loud and clear now. The wife is pissed at something and you need to get away.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Wow, I never heard of kids that young hunting. Around here they have to pass a safety course first.
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Or he’s trying to give her a break and just have the baby.Lol why even go. Just pitch a tent in your back yard and have a fire.
Nevermind, I'm reading the msg loud and clear now. The wife is pissed at something and you need to get away.
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And that’s just to hunt with a Supersoaker, isn’t it? Lol
542thruNthru
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He's got grandma and grandpa 10 min down the road. He gets plenty of breaks!
I wish my mom lived that close! Not my wifes parents though.
MyTripisCut
Never bought my own handtruck
These guys come from the land of ditches @Wally , no safety courses there. Plus about a third of the taxes, so no one to bust chops anyway!
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Can’t go play in the creek in the backyard. Can’t hear all of the sounds of nature in the backyard. Lots of stuff we can’t do in the back yard.Lol why even go. Just pitch a tent in your back yard and have a fire.
Nevermind, I'm reading the msg loud and clear now. The wife is pissed at something and you need to get away.
MyTripisCut
Never bought my own handtruck
She’s heard the sound of nature at one of you “Lasagna” parties.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Thought it was deviled egg plater
