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[Wally]

New Jersey mom says she got used diapers in Amazon shipment

That's a load of crap?

 

[Wally]

New Jersey mom says she got used diapers in Amazon shipment

This whole story smells?

 

[Wally]

Pillsbury's Pink Cinnamon Rolls Are Back in Time to Be the Ultimate Valentine’s Day Treat

Don't be lazy. Get yur' self down to the bakery.

 

[Operational needs]

Good morning.

 

[Wally]

 

[burrheadd]

BBcaps? My dad used to pop squirrels out of the tree in the back yard.

these look like a normal .22 cartridge
Just don’t have much powder in them

 

[cosmo1]

these look like a normal .22 cartridge
Just don’t have much powder in them

The ones he used looked like shorter shorts and were almost silent out of his target pistol.

Worked on squirrels.

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

Does anyone know what time the cowboys play today? Oh, wait. They're watching the playoffs on tv. Go Texans!

 

[burrheadd]

The ones he used looked like shorter shorts and were almost silent out of his target pistol.

Worked on squirrels.

i had a woodpecker boring a hole in the side of a house I owned Everytime I’d walk out he’d fly away

one morning I got up before the sun came up put my camo on painted my face went out and waited for that bastard

As soon as the sun came up he showed up put a subsonic.22 right in his head
Surprised myself with the shot

quickly disposed of the body

 

[burrheadd]

Does anyone know what time the cowboys play today? Oh, wait. They're watching the playoffs on tv. Go Texans!

Not so fast Tex

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

quickly disposed of the body

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

21-zip.

 

[oldngray]

21-zip.

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

Maybe they took the Texans lightly.

 

[Brownslave688]

@scooby0048 maybe it’s just peas

 

[Wally]

@scooby0048 maybe it’s just peas View attachment 279519

Wow, call Gammy!

 

[sailfish]

@scooby0048 maybe it’s just peas View attachment 279519

At that point you just throw the whole thing out.

 

[Brownslave688]

At that point you just throw the whole thing out.

Baby and all?

 

[MyTripisCut]