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[sailfish]

Idiot center manager walking around yelling at everyone that their beard can’t be over 1/4”.

Hey guess what that’s why everyone has a beard note now because you’d jump their ass over a 5 o’clock shadow. How you gonna measure a quarter inch? GTFOH

He's jelly and doesn't want your beards longer than his d*.

 

[542thruNthru]

Idiot center manager walking around yelling at everyone that their beard can’t be over 1/4”.

Hey guess what that’s why everyone has a beard note now because you’d jump their ass over a 5 o’clock shadow. How you gonna measure a quarter inch? GTFOH

Your doctor can put a longer length and there is nothing they can do.

 

[Wally]

Idiot center manager walking around yelling at everyone that their beard can’t be over 1/4”.

Hey guess what that’s why everyone has a beard note now because you’d jump their ass over a 5 o’clock shadow. How you gonna measure a quarter inch? GTFOH

Can't the beard be trimmed close without scraping the skin?

 

[Wally]

Your doctor can put a longer length and there is nothing they can do.

Why would that be medically necessary? It is the shaving that is the problem, not the length of the whisker above the skin.

 

[Brownslave688]

He's jelly and doesn't want your beards longer than his d*.

The dumb part is literally no one has a long beard.

Might be 2-3 weeks growth at most. Something like this.

 

[Brownslave688]

Your doctor can put a longer length and there is nothing they can do.

He wasn’t real happy to hear some had done that. Lol

 

[Wally]

Can't medically shave? Use this. You can trim the top at .04 mm.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...b5e3dd5748f757aa71b6f02ab71ffe&language=en_US

 

[cheryl]

@cheryl, can we start deleting bad puns?

Nah, @tonyexpress has been known to say those outloud. I just ignore them.

 

[Wally]

Nah, @tonyexpress has been known to say those outloud. I just ignore them.

No need to pun-nish?

 

[cosmo1]

Nah, @tonyexpress has been known to say those outloud. I just ignore them.

JK.

And just Wally being Wally.








But, they could certainly be better.

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

I stopped by the union hall a couple of weeks ago, and made a comment about people having beards. They told me the company was going to start cracking down because some drivers were taking advantage. They told me the company was going to ONLY accept waivers due to religous beliefs, not medical reasons. Maybe it was just down here in my local.

 

[Brownslave688]

Can't medically shave? Use this. You can trim the top at .04 mm.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...b5e3dd5748f757aa71b6f02ab71ffe&language=en_US

You trying to become a center manager now?

 

[Brownslave688]

I stopped by the union hall a couple of weeks ago, and made a comment about people having beards. They told me the company was going to start cracking down because some drivers were taking advantage. They told me the company was going to ONLY accept waivers due to religous beliefs, not medical reasons. Maybe it was just down here in my local.

Don’t think they have much choice.

 

[Wally]

You trying to become a center manager now?

Lol-no, but the no shave guys are starting to look like ZZ Top.

.5 mm is like 3 day stubble. Have the medically no shave guys maintain that.

 

[Brownslave688]

Lol-no, but the no shave guys are starting to look like ZZ Top.

.5 mm is like 3 day stubble. Have the medically no shave guys maintain that.

I agree no one needs to be walking around with full months long beard. Quarter inch is what your normal dr note says and it’s about 2 weeks growth.

 

[Wally]

I agree no one needs to be walking around with full months long beard. Quarter inch is what your normal dr note says and it’s about 2 weeks growth.

I'm seeing longer beards than that. As usual, these guys will ruin it for those that really need it.

 

[rod]

Your doctor can put a longer length and there is nothing they can do.

Seriously--isn't a quarter of an inch long enough so your feminine skin won't break out?

 

[rod]

I'm seeing longer beards than that. As usual, these guys will ruin it for those that really need it.

That's exactly what will happen.

 

[542thruNthru]

Seriously--isn't a quarter of an inch long enough so your feminine skin won't break out?

I don't have a waiver. I shave.

 

[Brownslave688]

I don't have a waiver. I shave.

P*