By Invitation Only

[542thruNthru]

But that's barely legal?

Depends on the state

 

[542thruNthru]

I’ve got my standards

Luckily I don't

 

[oldngray]

Depends on the state

What is the legal age for farm animals?

 

[Brownslave688]

@Brownslave688

You need a dog!

Zero chance

 

[Wally]

Zero chance

Yea but Dad, they will help with the dog!

 

[oldngray]

Yea but Dad, they will help with the dog!

 

[burrheadd]

Zero chance

Just have to get mom onboard

 

[542thruNthru]

Yea but Dad, they will help with the dog!

Or he could get something like a dog, like what @MyTripisCut got...

 

[Brownslave688]

Just have to get mom onboard

Mom has been begging me for a dog for 10 years.

 

[Operational needs]

I have to leave this thread. That woman is almost old enough to be my mother.

Not really. She’s 38.

 

[542thruNthru]

What is the legal age for farm animals?

That's a question for @Turdferguson

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

Not really. She’s 38.

Okay. In Kentucky, she could be old enough.

 

[Brownslave688]

Dermabrasion! Get it done!

As long as her ass don’t have those bumps we good

 

[BSWALKS]

What is the legal age for farm animals?

Trick question

 

[Wilson1397]

Thought that was @Wilson1397

Best years of my life

 

[Brownslave688]

Best years of my life

Being violated daily by Tom hanks?

 

[Wilson1397]

Being violated daily by Tom hanks?

Who said violated??

 

[Brownslave688]

Who said violated??

That’s not the face of someone who was a willing participant. At least not the first few times.

 

[Operational needs]

Best years of my life

No worries? No alcohol though. Lol.

 

[oldngray]

Report: Alleged Male Escort Involved In Andrew Gillum Crystal Meth Party?

@Indecisi0n moonlights on the weekend?