By Invitation Only

[Brownslave688]

how they gonna afford the honeymoon without every knucklehead dropping $50 in a sack for a dance

@KingofFluff spends hundreds on every wedding he’s invited to. Smh

 

[Brownslave688]

https://nypost.com/2020/03/17/an-insane-demand-from-the-legal-aid-society/

These people are crazy. Sure, just empty the jails and don’t arrest anyone. That should end well. Lmao!

Illinois agreed to release a bunch of non violent criminals. “To help prevent the spread of coronavirus” how in the hell does letting a criminal walk free do that?

 

[Wally]

Numbers from the CDC:

Things killing US folk daily:

Corona virus: 6 daily, or since 2/29...117 total
Daily Drug Deaths: 192 or 3648 total since 2/29

Regular Flu: 152 or 2888 total since 2/20

Deaths by Knives, Bicycles, Crossing the street,
Hammers and Other Blunt Objects, 16 or 304 total since 2/29

Now accidents kill 465 daily, or 8835 in total since 2/29. Any UPS driver should be way more concerned with that number and the crossing the street number (16 each and every day).

 

[Wally]

@KingofFluff spends hundreds on every wedding he’s invited to. Smh

Got to drop $200 minimum in the envelope, no?

 

[Brownslave688]

Got to drop $200 minimum in the envelope, no?

Sure for siblings and real close friends

 

[burrheadd]

Got to drop $200 minimum in the envelope, no?

Are you crazy

 

[Operational needs]

@Turdferguson are your kids suspended yet? Lol.

 

[oldngray]

@Turdferguson kids

 

[rod]

Just remember--No sex with the teacher if you are now home schooling!

 

[542thruNthru]

Twitter

Watch this video...

 

[rod]

Twitter

Watch this video...

So do you have to get a Twitter account to watch this? All I get is a picture of a palm tree and a car.

 

[oldngray]

So do you have to get a Twitter account to watch this? All I get is a picture of a palm tree and a car.

click on it to play

 

[542thruNthru]

So do you have to get a Twitter account to watch this? All I get is a picture of a palm tree and a car.

No I don't have a account. Someone sent it to me.

 

[542thruNthru]

click on it to play

You just blew his mind

 

[rod]

click on it to play

Tried that---nothing happens (I'm not that stupid to not click on it you know)

 

[oldngray]

Tried that---nothing happens (I'm not that stupid to not click on it you know)

If you click on it you get the guy narrating what is going on

Apparently he will do anything for a cookie.

 

[rod]

If you click on it you get the guy narrating what is going on

Apparently he will do anything for a cookie.

I'll just have to take your word for it. Clicking on it does nothing.

 

[542thruNthru]

I'll just have to take your word for it. Clicking on it does nothing.

 

[Wally]

Are you crazy

No. How must does it cost to sit you down? $100 a head is low.

 

[Wally]

@Operational needs getting the UPS driver in trouble?