LMAO.Was that a word problem that was given at your "school"
"If my good little BadIdeaGuy has two stalks of corn and two mean local deer eat that corn. How long till all that corn is gone. Solve for cookies and milk."
More along the lines of "If little BadIdeaGuy lets the two mean local deer eat that corn, how pissed is teacher going to be?"
And very. She loves her gardens.