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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Look closely at the rug.
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MyTripisCut
Never bought my own handtruck
It’s only wrapped a little and now the whole thing is filthy?
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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
We have a winner! It’s coming from Target. I wonder how someone there thought that was a good idea?
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
You load the truck?
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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
At the end. The guy next to me loads most of it because I’m doing the doc sort.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
How long you work inside?
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Average, an hour and 20 minutes.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Honest to god. No idea if I can finish in under 14 hours today.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
UPS would have lower paid part time help do all that, giving you more dispatch and cutting some drivers.
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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Nah. Not here. Couriers work the doc sort and the main sort. They only use handlers for set up and loading/unloading the tractor trailers. It’s always been that way.
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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Couriers also park the vehicles.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
They need to fire people. Cut jobs! Eliminate the slow, keep the scared runners. Move drivers start time up so they can do more deliveries.
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upschuck
Well-Known Member
Better get a move on, then.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
542thruNthru
Well-Known Member
Lol this made me laugh so hard.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I’m waiting for @MyTripisCut to say he doesn’t get it.
Please God, someone shoot me if I start making dad jokes when I get old.
sailfish
Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
I wasn't even going to give you the honor of a funny for that Wally-tier material.
