By Invitation Only

[oldngray]

Stay away from the redheads. I’m certain you’re not ready for that.

A lot of fun but learn to sleep with one eye open. Not all of them are crazy. Just most of them.

 

[Brownslave688]

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Stay away from the redheads. I’m certain you’re not ready for that.

Had a friend text me once about a girl he’d been hooking up with.

hey man she invited me to the movies tonight but her friend came with her and they’re being really touchy. Said they both want to come to my place. What do I do!!!!!

Uhhhh you take them both home with you pusillanimous.

 

[oldngray]

Florida woman attacks man with knife after being denied sex - The Daily Lash

A man was transported to Indian River Medical Center Thursday after a woman cut his face with a kitchen knife.

dailylash.com

 

[sailfish]

Oh that's nice. Lump the pervert who got shot down trying to get girls to dress up as Disney characters in with the backwoods hick who was raised to respect women.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[sailfish]

ps women don’t want to be respected.....at least not in the bedroom

You better believe it. I didn't get an engaged bridesmaid lusting after me by being a kiss ass.

 

[542thruNthru]

Oh that's nice. Lump the pervert who got shot down trying to get girls to dress up as Disney characters in with the backwoods hick who was raised to respect women.

That sex education class must have been super awkward.

 

[rod]

You better believe it. I didn't get an engaged bridesmaid lusting after me by being a kiss ass.

Roofies and liquor?

 

[Brownslave688]

If she makes so much why are you working and not just fishing and hunting. I have a friend who does that, sponges off the wife---but he is happy as a clam. He does do all the cooking and "some" of the cleaning.

Well I was living that dream til
This damn corona hit

 

[sailfish]

Roofies and liquor?

Nope. Didn't even know about it until the bride told me later.

 

[Brownslave688]

That sex education class must have been super awkward.

The awkward part was taking it with his sister.

 

[oldngray]

The awkward part was taking it with his sister.

Kentucky?

 

[rod]

Nope. Didn't even know about it until the bride told me later.

now it makes sense.

 

[542thruNthru]

The awkward part was taking it with his sister.

Lol

@BadIdeaGuy is like

 

[Wally]

Guess what state????

Shoppers Brawl Over One-Way Arrows At Store

JUNE 11--A fight yesterday over directional arrows on the floor of a Goodwill store ended with a pair of shoppers under arrest for battery, Florida court records show. According to police, Jenna Sim

www.thesmokinggun.com

 

[Brownslave688]

You better believe it. I didn't get an engaged bridesmaid lusting after me by being a kiss ass.

Was it a he or a she bridesmaid?

 

[542thruNthru]

Was it a he or a she bridesmaid?

He's into hentai. It could have been both combined.

 

[oldngray]

He's into hentai. It could have been both combined.

 

[542thruNthru]

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If she had tentacles he'd marry it on the spot.

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

Stay away from the redheads. I’m certain you’re not ready for that.

I'll be sure to include that in the interview process.

 

[Brownslave688]

I'll be sure to include that in the interview process.

Are you blind? Color blind? Can’t see red?