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Once again you guys are a bad influence on me. I had to go to parts store yesterday to get a battery. This guy walks out needing a bra. Then I noticed his ankle monitor on his left leg. Aren’t they supposed to stay home with those? THEN I noticed his prosthetic leg and couldn’t help but laugh thinking that I guess they couldn’t put the monitor on THAT leg. Lol.
 

BadIdeaGuy

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Once again you guys are a bad influence on me. I had to go to parts store yesterday to get a battery. This guy walks out needing a bra. Then I noticed his ankle monitor on his left leg. Aren’t they supposed to stay home with those? THEN I noticed his prosthetic leg and couldn’t help but laugh thinking that I guess they couldn’t put the monitor on THAT leg. Lol.
We had an employee who needed an ankle bracelet. (Long story, got caught stealing later, and was fired.)

Anyhow.

Main CHSP guy was talking about not letting people into the building wearing jewelry anymore. I may have made a joke about this girl and how she'd go to jail if she took it off, and I haven't been invited back to any of the monthly meetings since. :)
 

542thruNthru

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We had an employee who needed an ankle bracelet. (Long story, got caught stealing later, and was fired.)

Anyhow.

Main CHSP guy was talking about not letting people into the building wearing jewelry anymore. I may have made a joke about this girl and how she'd go to jail if she took it off, and I haven't been invited back to any of the monthly meetings since. :)
I should have known you were a safety committee member.
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Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
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Once again you guys are a bad influence on me. I had to go to parts store yesterday to get a battery. This guy walks out needing a bra. Then I noticed his ankle monitor on his left leg. Aren’t they supposed to stay home with those? THEN I noticed his prosthetic leg and couldn’t help but laugh thinking that I guess they couldn’t put the monitor on THAT leg. Lol.

You just can’t go like out of state sometimes. Last hotel we went to there was a guy there with an ankle bracelet.
 

upschuck

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Once again you guys are a bad influence on me. I had to go to parts store yesterday to get a battery. This guy walks out needing a bra. Then I noticed his ankle monitor on his left leg. Aren’t they supposed to stay home with those? THEN I noticed his prosthetic leg and couldn’t help but laugh thinking that I guess they couldn’t put the monitor on THAT leg. Lol.
At least the drops on the window are in focus.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
center manager: what are you running today?

Me: I don’t know. You tell me.

center manager: oh you have a route now.

Me: is it in?

center manager: oh yeah you just plan on it being in every day

Route is not in. It was cut. We laid 5 people off and the entire computer was basically red. First time we’ve been properly staffed in months.........and we cut routes
 

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
center manager: what are you running today?

Me: I don’t know. You tell me.

center manager: oh you have a route now.

Me: is it in?

center manager: oh yeah you just plan on it being in every day

Route is not in. It was cut. We laid 5 people off and the entire computer was basically red. First time we’ve been properly staffed in months.........and we cut routes
What does it mean when it’s red?
 

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
center manager: what are you running today?

Me: I don’t know. You tell me.

center manager: oh you have a route now.

Me: is it in?

center manager: oh yeah you just plan on it being in every day

Route is not in. It was cut. We laid 5 people off and the entire computer was basically red. First time we’ve been properly staffed in months.........and we cut routes
Your center manager reminds me of my soon to be manager. He asked me weeks ago, When will you be coming over and starting the new route? Me: Uh, you tell me! You’re the manager. Lol.
Oh, and I’m still not on it.
 
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