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[Operational needs]

Do you guys have any idea what a 91 year old man might want for his birthday? My dad’s birthday is today.

 

[rod]

Do you guys have any idea what a 91 year old man might want for his birthday? My dad’s birthday is today.

I know what I would want but my wife wouldn't approve.

 

[Operational needs]

I know what I would want but my wife wouldn't approve.

Read her mind?

 

[oldngray]

I know what I would want but my wife wouldn't approve.

 

[rod]

Read her mind?

I’ve been married to her for almost 50 years- I know what she is thinking and it isn’t sweet thoughts

 

[rod]

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Bingo

 

[burrheadd]

Do you guys have any idea what a 91 year old man might want for his birthday? My dad’s birthday is today.

Same as every other man
Hookers and blow
Lol

 

[Operational needs]

Same as every other man
Hookers and blow
Lol

Hmmm. He was in the Navy during the Korean War. I wonder if he ever paid a hooker while on shore leave. I just can’t picture him ever doing that because he was painfully shy. I’ll have to get up the nerve to ask. Lol.

 

[Operational needs]

Snout clout: Larger noses equal larger penises, according to study

“This study is the first to demonstrate the relationship between stretched penile length and nose size,” wrote researchers, who examined 126 recently deceased middle-aged men.

nypost.com

Big nose for the win! Lol.

 

[542thruNthru]

View attachment 336393Here’s another one. An easy one for me….7 & 8.

If 4 includes drink I'll take that one and 7.

 

[Operational needs]

Same as every other man
Hookers and blow
Lol

He got some blow. Not the kind you meant though. Lol.

 

[542thruNthru]

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He got some blow. Not the kind you meant though. Lol.

Oh is she under the table?

 

[Operational needs]

Oh is she under the table?

Lol. He’s trying to live to 100. That would probably make him fall short of his goal.

 

[542thruNthru]

@MyTripisCut this weekend is mother's day. I sure hope you've been practicing your mimosa making. We don't need another debacle like last year!

 

[MyTripisCut]

@MyTripisCut this weekend is mother's day. I sure hope you've been practicing your mimosa making. We don't need another debacle like last year!
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Stalker!

 

[Wally]

He's just trying to kill off all those old people stinking up his state.

No, they leave around now for the summer.

 

[Wally]

@MyTripisCut this weekend is mother's day. I sure hope you've been practicing your mimosa making. We don't need another debacle like last year!
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Wifey is not his mother. He is under no obligation to do anything for Mother's Day for anyone other that a biological or legally appointed maternal parental unit.

 

[Operational needs]

Good morning.

 

[Operational needs]

Wifey is not his mother. He is under no obligation to do anything for Mother's Day for anyone other that a biological or legally appointed maternal parental unit.

No, but because he’s a great guy he does it anyway. I read somewhere that one of the best things a man can do for his children is to show them how much he loves their mother.

 

[Wally]

No, but because he’s a great guy he does it anyway. I read somewhere that one of the best things a man can do for his children is to show them how much he loves their mother.

That is sick! @MyTripisCut's kids don't want to see Trip pawing on baby mama.