By Invitation Only

[Wally]

It’s no wonder the Post Office is losing so much money. I went there (yeah I know crazy) to buy Christmas stamps, hoping I could get them from the machine. Machine didn’t sell stamps nor could you mail anything through it. The line for the counter was 20 deep with most everyone sending boxes. I left to get stamps at the grocery store. me gets all the way to my car when I realized I forgot the stamps. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow. Lol.

You forgot the stamps? First class mistake.

 

[Operational needs]

You forgot the stamps? First class mistake.

Buying stamps will be a Priority tomorrow.

 

[Wally]

Buying stamps will be a Priority tomorrow.

Do you do the move where you rush out a card if you unexpectedly receive a card?

 

[Operational needs]

Do you do the move where you rush out a card if you unexpectedly receive a card?

Lol. Yes. I haven’t done cards in years though so they slowly have been fizzling out.

 

[Johney]

Despite the fact that I have small lips I would never have anything injected into them.

I’ll play some cornhole with the blonde then.

I see how you are. Kick me to the curb when something new comes along. Lol.

Well what do you expect?


J/K

 

[Covemastah]

@BrownFlush has a tramp stamp

 

[MyTripisCut]

I see how you are. Kick me to the curb when something new comes along. Lol.

Ummmmmmmm, I thought you would play too!

 

[Johney]

@BrownFlush has a tramp stamp

And you know this how?

 

[Covemastah]

And you know this how?

@BSWALKS told me

 

[Wally]

Lol. Yes. I haven’t done cards in years though so they slowly have been fizzling out.

Now, if they weren't on your list, why bother? We have this discussion all the time here. My wife also has emergency gifts wrapped and ready to go for the yahoo's that violate the "no gifting" agreement. She even has tags-all made out in her purse, just in case.

 

[Wally]

@BrownFlush has a tramp stamp

 

[Operational needs]

Now, if they weren't on your list, why bother? We have this discussion all the time here. My wife also has emergency gifts wrapped and ready to go for the yahoo's that violate the "no gifting" agreement. She even has tags-all made out in her purse, just in case.

I don’t have that problem. I used to buy gifts for many people once upon a time. Now I only buy for my girls and their guys. Sooooo much simpler.

 

[BSWALKS]

@BSWALKS told me

You said you could keep a secret...

 

[Covemastah]

You said you could keep a secret...

The barn door left open ,, sorry

 

[BSWALKS]

The barn door left open ,, sorry

Stay away from the sheep ya pervert.

 

[Operational needs]

Christmastime sex leads to more penis fractures — here’s the position to avoid

Men should be extra careful while engaging in a fun Christmas romp this season, as chances of suffering a penile fracture dramatically rise.

nypost.com

Protect your penis. Save the wild sex for New Year’s Eve.

 

[Wally]

Christmastime sex leads to more penis fractures — here’s the position to avoid

Men should be extra careful while engaging in a fun Christmas romp this season, as chances of suffering a penile fracture dramatically rise.

nypost.com

Protect your penis. Save the wild sex for New Year’s Eve.

 

[BSWALKS]

Christmastime sex leads to more penis fractures — here’s the position to avoid

Men should be extra careful while engaging in a fun Christmas romp this season, as chances of suffering a penile fracture dramatically rise.

nypost.com

Protect your penis. Save the wild sex for New Year’s Eve.

Let me buy you a nice limoncello

 

[Wally]

 

[Wally]

@BrownFlush has a tramp stamp