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[Operational needs]

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Hmmmmm.

 

[Operational needs]

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I need to find a partying Irishman to hang out with that evening.

 

[Operational needs]

http://nypost.com/2017/03/03/man-wins-bet-chugging-bottle-of-tequila-dies-minutes-later/

Another Darwin Award winner.

 

[Brownslave688]

Ugh women.


Me: do you want me to go do the shopping or what?

Her: I don't know what we're gonna do yet.


Her 3 hours later: well are you gonna go shopping or just sit on your ass all day?

 

[Covemastah]

At least their not sending you out to do your pickups blind, with a 53'er.

That pick up was ,, but only had a pup on in downtown Boston

 

[rod]

Ugh women.


Me: do you want me to go do the shopping or what?

Her: I don't know what we're gonna do yet.


Her 3 hours later: well are you gonna go shopping or just sit on your ass all day?

I would say: good bye-have fun

 

[Brownslave688]

I would say: good bye-have fun

I chose to say.


"Sorry I can't read friend'n minds."


Lol

 

[Brownslave688]

I would say: good bye-have fun

She wanted me to grill after I got back from shopping. I'm like its 5 o'clock. When did you plan on eating? 8?

 

[cosmo1]

I'm taking the night off. So I think I love you.

Don't be blaming your relapse on me, pal.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

That pick up was ,, but only had a pup on in downtown Boston

You were on the clock sitting in that traffic jam?? friend* that.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Don't be blaming your relapse on me, pal.

2 late. It's all your fault.

 

[rod]

She wanted me to grill after I got back from shopping. I'm like its 5 o'clock. When did you plan on eating? 8?

Sounds like its about time to send her back in for more Stepford Wives training.

 

[rod]

 

[cosmo1]

I need to find a partying Irishman to hang out with that evening.

I'll be making corned beef and cabbage with soda bread on Sunday.

Bring the Killian's.

 

[Covemastah]

yes

You were on the clock sitting in that traffic jam?? friend* that.

 

[Covemastah]

When the wife says "I'm having a bad hair day! "
Apparently,,, it doesn't look that bad , I've seen it worse ,,, IS NOT ... the correct response !!!

 

[Covemastah]

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Feedah treat

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

I'll be making corned beef and cabbage with soda bread on Sunday.

Bring the Killian's.

I'll be there

 

[BSWALKS]

When the wife says "I'm having a bad hair day! "
Apparently,,, it doesn't look that bad , I've seen it worse ,,, IS NOT ... the correct response !!!

Jesus. Were you drinking?

Your not a newlywed. You know better.

 

[Operational needs]

You were on the clock sitting in that traffic jam?? friend* that.

That's the best time to be sitting in traffic like that......on the clock.