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That's what you call having your head up her ass!
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Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
It's not actually tanning. It's either a spray on or even paint on.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Thongs should not be one size fits all
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
The smell must be horrific.
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
You're assuming she doesn't bathe?
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Looks horrible regardless.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
No way one can clean all of that. More nooks and crannies than a English Muffin!
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
It rinses off. It's just for the show. It's crazy how on stage they look normal then you stand next to them outside and you're like oh wow
oldngray
nowhere special
Its like TV makeup. Looks normal on camera but in real life looks like clown makeup.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
No need to talk about @Operational needs like that
oldngray
nowhere special
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Ha ha. Works for FedEx. We know there is no makeup.
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Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
I wear makeup every day. Just not a lot.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
For real?
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Yeppers.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Yeah but the layers add up over time.
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Lol. Nope. Wash it off every night. I only wear it on my eyes.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
My wife was talking about how she never wears make up to work.
Best friends wife says yeah but you have good skin........awkward.
