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I jumped out of the truck last Friday by the side of this field that had just been...just been hell, I don't know what they call it but they had just rolled all this hay into big ass round bales. Anyways, I jumped out of the truck to pisss and while standing there out in the breeze letting it flow, this chupacabra looking skunk racoon looking thing comes strolling out from behind one of these big bales. I don't know who was more freaked out.

He jumped like 2ft up on the bale and made some crazy noise, I :censored2: all over my leg,and tried to get all buttoned up / put away and we both turned and ran the opposite direction. After I calmed down and cleaned up, I sat for a moment looking for that fat thing. He was still running out into the field. It turned out to be some kind of badger and thankfully not a skunk.

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Good thing it didn’t attack you.
 

Turdferguson

Just a turd
I jumped out of the truck last Friday by the side of this field that had just been...just been hell, I don't know what they call it but they had just rolled all this hay into big ass round bales. Anyways, I jumped out of the truck to pisss and while standing there out in the breeze letting it flow, this chupacabra looking skunk racoon looking thing comes strolling out from behind one of these big bales. I don't know who was more freaked out.

He jumped like 2ft up on the bale and made some crazy noise, I :censored2: all over my leg,and tried to get all buttoned up / put away and we both turned and ran the opposite direction. After I calmed down and cleaned up, I sat for a moment looking for that fat thing. He was still running out into the field. It turned out to be some kind of badger and thankfully not a skunk.

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He is probably sitting around all his friends telling the same story, but about the deformed almost albino elephant like thing with the teeny tiny deformed trunk sticking out of its belly
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I jumped out of the truck last Friday by the side of this field that had just been...just been hell, I don't know what they call it but they had just rolled all this hay into big ass round bales. Anyways, I jumped out of the truck to pisss and while standing there out in the breeze letting it flow, this chupacabra looking skunk racoon looking thing comes strolling out from behind one of these big bales. I don't know who was more freaked out.

He jumped like 2ft up on the bale and made some crazy noise, I :censored2: all over my leg,and tried to get all buttoned up / put away and we both turned and ran the opposite direction. After I calmed down and cleaned up, I sat for a moment looking for that fat thing. He was still running out into the field. It turned out to be some kind of badger and thankfully not a skunk.

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If he had decided to tear into your ass you would have wished it was a skunk and you just stunk. Lol
 

silverbullet2893

KILL KILL!!
Lol maybe if we miss a bowl game. I think he gets next year. Then they fire him when we only win 4 games

Sick of this :censored2:. Year after year of the same lackluster performances against mediocre teams. It’s inexplicable. And TJ Moe can pound sand if he thinks Odom is the right person here. It’s Kim Anderson 2.0. True son horse:censored2:. To hell with that. I’m hot. Should’ve went into these 3 conference games and came out 4-2.


Like a 2 dollar pocket watch in a :censored2:ing hammer mill
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Sick of this :censored2:. Year after year of the same lackluster performances against mediocre teams. It’s inexplicable. And TJ Moe can pound sand if he thinks Odom is the right person here. It’s Kim Anderson 2.0. True son horse:censored2:. To hell with that. I’m hot. Should’ve went into these 3 conference games and came out 4-2.


Like a 2 dollar pocket watch in a :censored2:ing hammer mill
Had this argument with someone the other day. He said we need barry Odom because he won't us it as a stepping stone.

I said who gives a :censored2: if it's a stepping stone. I'd rather have 5 guys in a row leave this place for big time jobs than struggle for 7-5 every year. If guys use it as a stepping stone that means they are having a lot of success.



His response: silence.
 

silverbullet2893

KILL KILL!!
Had this argument with someone the other day. He said we need barry Odom because he won't us it as a stepping stone.

I said who gives a :censored2: if it's a stepping stone. I'd rather have 5 guys in a row leave this place for big time jobs than struggle for 7-5 every year. If guys use it as a stepping stone that means they are having a lot of success.



His response: silence.

Couldn’t agree more. I can’t imagine a world where sterk got to this point in life by being stupid. And if he is one who is turned by his speech 2 years ago then I’ll turn on him too. Because this is incredible. I really don’t see another win for them other than Tennessee.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Couldn’t agree more. I can’t imagine a world where sterk got to this point in life by being stupid. And if he is one who is turned by his speech 2 years ago then I’ll turn on him too. Because this is incredible. I really don’t see another win for them other than Tennessee.
Tennessee, Vandy, Memphis and Arkansas are all teams we are without a doubt more talented than. At this point that sure as hell doesn't mean it's a win though.
 

silverbullet2893

KILL KILL!!
Tennessee, Vandy, Memphis and Arkansas are all teams we are without a doubt more talented than. At this point that sure as hell doesn't mean it's a win though.


I don’t see em making a bowl game. At this point I don’t want to see one. I want this :censored2:er gone. This is enough.


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Missouri during Odom’s tenure. Ridiculous.
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Sick of this :censored2:. Year after year of the same lackluster performances against mediocre teams. It’s inexplicable. And TJ Moe can pound sand if he thinks Odom is the right person here. It’s Kim Anderson 2.0. True son horse:censored2:. To hell with that. I’m hot. Should’ve went into these 3 conference games and came out 4-2.


Like a 2 dollar pocket watch in a :censored2:ing hammer mill
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silverbullet2893

KILL KILL!!
Yeah I'm almost to the point I was with anderson. Just keep losing so he's gone

I think you’re right though. He will get next year and that’ll be it. Get tired of hearing the “these aren’t his players”. Almost like I can’t make chicken salad out of it, it’s :censored2:. :censored2: you. This is your program. For the last 3 years. You coached this defense as a d coordinator already. They progress none. The secondary is garbage. The defense is garbage. The offense faces anybody and they’re garbage. Drew Lock is garbage. The receivers are garbage. I’m hot. I’m really :censored2:in worked up.
 
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