Got a complaint / concern called in Wednesday that I ran a FedEx sprinter van off the road during the heavy snowfall and assaulted the driver. In hindsight, it could have looked suspicious. Truck in the ditch, him laying on his back in the snow, me parked next to him and out of my truck, laughing and pointing in different directions.
All of it true except running him off the road...he did that himself. We were laughing about the predicament and he was on his back hooking up my chain to his truck. Cross-eyed Columbo the concerned citizen, didn't bother to stop to see what was going on, had I known a complaint would be called in for trying to help a brotha out, the FedEx guy and I would have really had some fun out there with that scene when the Mayberry Sheriff also showed up on scene to "investigate an assault".
When I got in at 11pm that night I was also advised another concern was called in by FedEx thanking me for stopping and pulling the driver out of the ditch and providing him with a pair of clean, warm socks and a hoodie I had.
I would love to send that concern to Columbo the cross-eyed citizen and sign it, "That's right bitchez, that's what brown can do!"