Darwin Awards

[oldngray]

Woman tries to take selfie with elk at Yellowstone – it doesn't go well

Getting too close to a wild animal is never a good idea, and turning your back makes things even worse

www.yahoo.com

 

[over9five]

Woman tries to take selfie with elk at Yellowstone – it doesn't go well

Getting too close to a wild animal is never a good idea, and turning your back makes things even worse

www.yahoo.com

"Oh deer!"

 

[UnionStrong]

Woman tries to take selfie with elk at Yellowstone – it doesn't go well

Getting too close to a wild animal is never a good idea, and turning your back makes things even worse

www.yahoo.com

A woman in northern AZ was killed by an Elk a couple months ago.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

A woman in northern AZ was killed by an Elk a couple months ago.

Thank you Walter Cronkite

 

[UnionStrong]

Thank you Walter Cronkite

And now you can STFU.

 

[Operational needs]

Former NFL wide receiver Mike Williams died of brain infections stemming from dental problems, officials say

Medical examiners have released an official cause of death for former NFL wide receiver Mike Williams after there were conflicting reports of his passing in September.

www.foxnews.com

With all the money he earned a dentist wasn’t even a priority. Crazy.

 

[UnionStrong]

Former NFL wide receiver Mike Williams died of brain infections stemming from dental problems, officials say

Medical examiners have released an official cause of death for former NFL wide receiver Mike Williams after there were conflicting reports of his passing in September.

www.foxnews.com

With all the money he earned a dentist wasn’t even a priority. Crazy.

Bad teeth are dangerous. Cardiologists make you get a complete dental exam before any open heart surgery. I had a friend that had an infection in his lung, they finally figured out it was from a tooth infection.

 

[oldngray]

Bad teeth are dangerous. Cardiologists make you get a complete dental exam before any open heart surgery. I had a friend that had an infection in his lung, they finally figured out it was from a tooth infection.

Oral infections can go systemic and kill you

 

[UnionStrong]

Oral infections can go systemic and kill you

Yup. I don’t mess with dental health.

 

[Babagounj]

Nobody died in this story but it's funny.

Thief Steals Armed Robbers’ Getaway Car

Some armed robbers in Colorado had the tables turned on them when another crook stole their getaway car. That’s right, crime has become so bad that even the criminals have to be concerned about being the victims of crime while they’re committing crimes. Armed robbers in Oakland PIT a victim’s...

www.yahoo.com

This rather hilarious poetic justice went down in Commerce City, Colorado in the late morning of December 17. According to police, three armed individuals who were also wearing masks to stop the spread walked into a check cashing business and robbed it.

While the three suspects were inside a fourth person unrelated to them stole their getaway car. Police didn’t release details about the make or model, but we’re willing to gamble it was a Dodge, Kia, or Hyundai.

We also don’t know if the robbers left the keys inside the vehicle that was stolen. They might have even left it running for an especially quick getaway. If so, the temptation to just steal it must’ve been too much for some dishonest soul in an ironic twist.

 

[Operational needs]

Nobody died in this story but it's funny.

Thief Steals Armed Robbers’ Getaway Car

Some armed robbers in Colorado had the tables turned on them when another crook stole their getaway car. That’s right, crime has become so bad that even the criminals have to be concerned about being the victims of crime while they’re committing crimes. Armed robbers in Oakland PIT a victim’s...

www.yahoo.com

This rather hilarious poetic justice went down in Commerce City, Colorado in the late morning of December 17. According to police, three armed individuals who were also wearing masks to stop the spread walked into a check cashing business and robbed it.

While the three suspects were inside a fourth person unrelated to them stole their getaway car. Police didn’t release details about the make or model, but we’re willing to gamble it was a Dodge, Kia, or Hyundai.

We also don’t know if the robbers left the keys inside the vehicle that was stolen. They might have even left it running for an especially quick getaway. If so, the temptation to just steal it must’ve been too much for some dishonest soul in an ironic twist.

No honor among thieves.

 

[Wally]

OOPS!

Good new is, the phone was fully charged!

Man electrocuted after plunging into club’s waterfall during New Year’s Eve party

Marco Túlio Bomtempo was electrocuted in the first hours of the new year.

nypost.com

 

[UnionStrong]

OOPS!

Good new is, the phone was fully charged!

Man electrocuted after plunging into club’s waterfall during New Year’s Eve party

Marco Túlio Bomtempo was electrocuted in the first hours of the new year.

nypost.com

Nice. First idiot of the new year.

 

[Babagounj]

OOPS!

Good new is, the phone was fully charged!

Man electrocuted after plunging into club’s waterfall during New Year’s Eve party

Marco Túlio Bomtempo was electrocuted in the first hours of the new year.

nypost.com

Could the consumption of alcohol have played a part in this tale ?

 

[UnionStrong]

Could the consumption of alcohol have played a part in this tale ?

 

[rod]

OOPS!

Good new is, the phone was fully charged!

Man electrocuted after plunging into club’s waterfall during New Year’s Eve party

Marco Túlio Bomtempo was electrocuted in the first hours of the new year.

nypost.com

Shocking

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

Man electrocuted after plunging into club’s waterfall during New Year’s Eve party​

Marco Túlio Bomtempo was electrocuted in the first hours of the new year.

nypost.com

I bet that hertz. I wonder if he knew watt's up before he jumped in? He worked for the railroad. He was a great conductor

 

[Wally]

What music was playing as he dove in? AC/DC?

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

What music was playing as he dove in? AC/DC?

That's shocking that you would say that.

 

[Wally]

That's shocking that you would say that.

Not current, but yet it is...