Hey youns guys! I know that some you yearn for the chance to "build your own business".(LMFAO!) So here's your chance to make your mark.
Ground is now permitting contractors to hire people to deliver out of their own personal private vehicle......and some are paying as much as a whooping $2.50 a stop!
Now let's look at this extraordinary opportunity:
1. Having the chance to learn why it's called "Ground" It's because that's what you
your bumper will be dragging on when you leave the terminal in the AM which will
be around 11:45 after you've cleaned up the sort mess, loaded up and finally on
your way.
2. You can take long and pleasant trips out into the country without ever being
annoyed by another Ground truck because the reason why you're out there
is because where you're going......they ain't going. And be sure to bring a set
of binoculars with you because when you get stuck and spend the rest of the
day waiting for a wrecker to finally get there to pull you out that is if it
can even find you , you can spend the day bird watching admiring the scenery
and watching planes go over. But be sure to bring enough cash with you to pay
the wrecker bill along with a blanket and an MRE just in case you find yourself
spending the night out there.
3. Now if you're one of those people who just adores a penthouse view you can
expand your knowledge of the city by being sent into that part which could use
a bit of D9 style remodeling provided that you're at battalion strength and have air cover. Once there you'll get a chance to set records such
as the number of times in a week you're the victim of an armed robbery along
with a greater appreciation for going home at night (most of the time after mid-
night) with a greater appreciation for having your head still connected to your
shoulders
4. Now from time to time we all have to deal with the bureaucracy and in this case
you'll be given a chance of your own such as trying to successfully convince law
enforcement that the fact that you while you were running a commercial delivery
service with no PUC number and running on private passenger vehicle insurance
this was all the result of unintended consequences and that you will make things
right.... right after you pay the fine and serve time for willful insurance fraud.
5. This is just a small sampling of the extraordinary opportunity to run boxes out of
your car. So get after it and cherish the experience before the next lucky
contestant jumps the line ahead of you.
Ground is now permitting contractors to hire people to deliver out of their own personal private vehicle......and some are paying as much as a whooping $2.50 a stop!
Now let's look at this extraordinary opportunity:
1. Having the chance to learn why it's called "Ground" It's because that's what you
your bumper will be dragging on when you leave the terminal in the AM which will
be around 11:45 after you've cleaned up the sort mess, loaded up and finally on
your way.
2. You can take long and pleasant trips out into the country without ever being
annoyed by another Ground truck because the reason why you're out there
is because where you're going......they ain't going. And be sure to bring a set
of binoculars with you because when you get stuck and spend the rest of the
day waiting for a wrecker to finally get there to pull you out that is if it
can even find you , you can spend the day bird watching admiring the scenery
and watching planes go over. But be sure to bring enough cash with you to pay
the wrecker bill along with a blanket and an MRE just in case you find yourself
spending the night out there.
3. Now if you're one of those people who just adores a penthouse view you can
expand your knowledge of the city by being sent into that part which could use
a bit of D9 style remodeling provided that you're at battalion strength and have air cover. Once there you'll get a chance to set records such
as the number of times in a week you're the victim of an armed robbery along
with a greater appreciation for going home at night (most of the time after mid-
night) with a greater appreciation for having your head still connected to your
shoulders
4. Now from time to time we all have to deal with the bureaucracy and in this case
you'll be given a chance of your own such as trying to successfully convince law
enforcement that the fact that you while you were running a commercial delivery
service with no PUC number and running on private passenger vehicle insurance
this was all the result of unintended consequences and that you will make things
right.... right after you pay the fine and serve time for willful insurance fraud.
5. This is just a small sampling of the extraordinary opportunity to run boxes out of
your car. So get after it and cherish the experience before the next lucky
contestant jumps the line ahead of you.