Funniest names you've seen on pkgs

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

had one named Delicious Lay,she got married and ruined that one.and one business owner Harry Hoe ,,,,bet he fought his way thru childhood.

bs

 

[PASinterference]

Mr Lostin Gamblin

 

[PASinterference]

Dill Pickle

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Mr Lostin Gamblin

BS

Dill Pickle

See above

 

[MonavieLeaker]

Peter Dick

 

[stevetheupsguy]

UpstateNYUPSer

 

[over9five]

UpstateNYUPSer

You saw that on a package?

 

[brownedout]

UpstateNYUPSer

I sense a wager!

 

[stevetheupsguy]

You saw that on a package?

According to the fresh red ink in my reputation, "SOMEONE" disagrees. I mean, it's not like I took "SOMEONE's" post and altered it to correct the post. Sheesh, "SOME PEOPLE" have no sense of humor.

 

[dilligaf]

Last name......... Nigro.

 

[Thano]

Wow thats crazy

Saw a Kathy Craig Corn yesterday...... but I don't care.


The weirdest personally was when I delivered a tombstone that had my complete name on it. And the widow/consignees name was the same as my mother.

 

[Harry Manback]

I have a Randy Fellers on my rte...

 

[klein]

Leanne Standingontheroad

one just got killed being hit by a car on the road !!!

Jeremy Goodfornothing

I recall reading the obitchionaries, and seen that name "goodfornothing" passed away - thought it was a misprint !


You got to love those Native names !

 

[moreluck]

" the obitchionaries"....is that just the "ladies who died" section of the paper?

 

[dirtylefthook]

Lets see, I have a Michael Jackson, Jean Simmons, and someone put the name howie feltersnatch on a next day air pkg from a mortage company lol

 

[mnwild]

I have delivered to Elmo Dahl, Dick Wenker and Sharon Love all real names. Dick is a real estate agent.

 

[UPSruinedmylife]

I have a James Bond on my route. He is an old guy, in his 80s probably. And I had to get a signature from a "Sexy Pants". I guess her boyfriend sent her some stuff from New York, and thought it would be amusing to put that. Lets say getting the signature was a little awkward.

 

[RoBo]

Ok, this is my first post guys. I've got 22 years in driving and this name takes the cake for me. It's gross, so much so that its almost unbelievable. ready???????????

Her name was (she is no longer on my route but received many packages) Velvet Kahkah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!! She was a good looking middle aged woman. Strange thing though, I could never bring myself to adhere to my normal delivery routine of verifying the last name, as she signed...

Steve

 

[dilligaf]

Grohs - she gets stuff at least 3 days a week.

Heffernan

 

[lowsporh]

Guy on my old Route, his name is Dick Head! Makes the worlds best Sausage from a custom kitchen built on the side of his house. He sells this sausage to supplement his retirement income. Delivered him for years and I can tell you for a fact, his "kitchen" is cleaner than 95% of the restaraunts you've ever eaten in! His company is "tounge in cheek", Called, the Sausage CO. The "motto" on his card reads, "nobody beats our meat" Still buying from him today! Not, a customer but funny, do you remember the old Bob Newhart TV show? Guy who plays the dentist real name in the credits following the show, Peter Bonerz!