Funniest names you've seen on pkgs

[baklava]

oh well, I'm not the signature police.

I've got an asian neighborhood, most of them don't speak english, when I get a signature then ask for last name, I'll enter phonetically if I don't know

"What is your name?"

"Ok! Sank you! Sank you"!

So I type in "OK THANK YOU"

 

[wayfair]

In hispanic neighborhoods, I've learned to say

"Como se dice tu nombre?"

how do you say your name

 

[Turdferguson]

Phil Howard

 

[dookie stain]

I would report that post, and the other that it is quoted in and have a mod delete them

I just did that

 

[jugbutt2]

Been gone from UPS for several years now, but, as a young supervisor, I was training a new driver on a college campus. He was doing well ....... Pulled up to a house, tapped the horn and approached the house. A very attractive college girl came to the door in a somewhat revealing night gown. He said, "I have a C.O.D. package for a Ms. Poohn Tang." She said, "I'm Poohn Tang." I turned away, and told the driver, "I'll be at the car......"

 

[burrheadd]

Been gone from UPS for several years now, but, as a young supervisor, I was training a new driver on a college campus. He was doing well ....... Pulled up to a house, tapped the horn and approached the house. A very attractive college girl came to the door in a somewhat revealing night gown. He said, "I have a C.O.D. package for a Ms. Poohn Tang." She said, "I'm Poohn Tang." I turned away, and told the driver, "I'll be at the car......"

Was she Asian

 

[jugbutt2]

Was she Asian

Yep..... Vietnamese. Really pretty little thing. I had to get back to the pkg car, so I wouldn't accidentally laugh....

 

[MC0493]

Happen to hit "details" on this particular package, some laughter ensued

 

[Billy Ray]

Fonda Cox

 

[JLennea]

Shaft Johnson.

 

[rod]

Shaft Johnson.

Now you're just making up names------again

 

[JLennea]

Nope

Now you're just making up names------again

Nope. I delivered several packages to his house.
Every time I dropped something off there I couldn't help but tell "package" jokes to myself.

And I don't know what again means. I just joined here.

 

[rod]

Nope


Nope. I delivered several packages to his house.
Every time I dropped something off there I couldn't help but tell "package" jokes to myself.

And I don't know what again means. I just joined here.

others have made up names---wasn't referring to you------by the way -- welcome.

 

[ManInBrown]

Sandra Bullock. It was not the actress. Needless to say I was disappointed when she opened the door

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

I had an assigned policyholder named Clint Eastwood.

 

[KOG72]

I've had a Brittany Spears and a Denzel Washington and yesterday I had a Lawrence Taylor

 

[DaisyDragon]

Denis Rape...what an unfortunate last name XD

 

[Rack em]

Delivered to a lady with the last name Ondick. I've always wanted her to get a signature required package so I can have her sign and confirm her last name.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Delivered to a lady with the last name Ondick. I've always wanted her to get a signature required package so I can have her sign and confirm her last name.

It's amazing what amuses the simple minded.

 

[moreluck]

It's amazing what amuses the simple minded.

as you've proved over and over again!