Funny things seen at UPS

[Cincypackagehandler]

So today at break we have this 19 year old kid trying to buy some candy from the machine in the break room. He puts his money in and makes his selection but of course the candy gets stuck so he gets about 8 feet away from the machine, rears back and hits the machine like Ray Lewis and the entire glass shatters and the dude is literally in the candy machine. Maybe the funniest thing I've seen in 6 years in this place. Anyone else got any funny\crazy stories?

 

[Billy Ray]

So today at break we have this 19 year old kid trying to buy some candy from the machine in the break room. He puts his money in and makes his selection but of course the candy gets stuck so he gets about 8 feet away from the machine, rears back and hits the machine like Ray Lewis and the entire glass shatters and the dude is literally in the candy machine. Maybe the funniest thing I've seen in 6 years in this place. Anyone else got any funny\crazy stories?

Did he get his candy?

 

[PASinterference]

I had a sup riding with me one day and we delivered to a nice looking older lady. On the way back to the truck, sup said "I bet she was hot 30 yrs ago". Sup didn't see husband working on a car next to pc. He almost got to see what a torque wrench tastes like.

 

[Wally]

 

[Brownslave688]

I once had to grab a sup to keep him from walking in the women's locker room. He was following a gymnast.

He said thanks that ass had me in a trance.

 

[jibbs]

I once had to grab a sup to keep him from walking in the women's locker room. He was following a gymnast.

He said thanks that ass had me in a trance.

lmao!

 

[FrigidFTSup]

When I was driver helping a couple years ago we were would split the street, he took left and I took right. That is until we got to one stop. We switched for some reason. When I was walking back I noticed that the customer happened to be a mid 30s smoke show barely dressed. The driver was in heaven. I laughed for about the next 5 stops because of the grin on his face.

 

[UnconTROLLed]

So today at break we have this 19 year old kid trying to buy some candy from the machine in the break room. He puts his money in and makes his selection but of course the candy gets stuck so he gets about 8 feet away from the machine, rears back and hits the machine like Ray Lewis and the entire glass shatters and the dude is literally in the candy machine. Maybe the funniest thing I've seen in 6 years in this place. Anyone else got any funny\crazy stories?

I've seen people terminated for vandalizing the machines....that story may not be done.

 

[rod]

When I was driver helping a couple years ago we were would split the street, he took left and I took right. That is until we got to one stop. We switched for some reason. When I was walking back I noticed that the customer happened to be a mid 30s smoke show barely dressed. The driver was in heaven. I laughed for about the next 5 stops because of the grin on his face.

I always kept the "good" stops for myself. Mama didn't raise no fool.

 

[oldngray]

I always kept the "good" stops for myself. Mama didn't raise no fool.

I always had certain stops I would be sure to give away to see how the other driver reacted. The less "good" stops though.

 

[wayfair]

Delivered a food stamp debit card today at a not so fancy apartment... lady took a bit to answer the door( I was putting driver cross and filling out info notice)
when she answered, she said

" I was making sure you weren't filming me"

 

[Brownslave688]

When I was driver helping a couple years ago we were would split the street, he took left and I took right. That is until we got to one stop. We switched for some reason. When I was walking back I noticed that the customer happened to be a mid 30s smoke show barely dressed. The driver was in heaven. I laughed for about the next 5 stops because of the grin on his face.

I once had a center manager call me that a customer really needed a package. I said it's actually my next stop.


He said you're gonna want to wait and get a signature. I thanked him when I returned.

 

[ezmoney5150]

So today at break we have this 19 year old kid trying to buy some candy from the machine in the break room. He puts his money in and makes his selection but of course the candy gets stuck so he gets about 8 feet away from the machine, rears back and hits the machine like Ray Lewis and the entire glass shatters and the dude is literally in the candy machine. Maybe the funniest thing I've seen in 6 years in this place. Anyone else got any funny\crazy stories?

We've had people discharged for doing that.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Saw on of those judo training dummies all wrapped in packing tape going down the belt. Looked like a mafia hit gone wrong.

 

[Catatonic]

I had a driver who wanted to get a light dispatch so he could see his wife have their baby.

Really!

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I had a driver who wanted to get a light dispatch so he could see his wife have their baby.

Really!

I hope I have your sense of humor after a career at big brown

 

[oldngray]

I hope I have your sense of humor after a career at big brown

The drugs help.

 

[Catatonic]

I hope I have your sense of humor after a career at big brown

It's how I made it 40 years.
The last 3 were real funny (after I turned 55).

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

The drugs help.

Not an option for me. Got another random yesterday, 32 days after the last one.

 

[upsmaninmi]

When I was part time I worked with a guy who "wasn't too bright". Watching his mind try and figure out how to open the new multiple perforated pay checks was a thing of beauty.