And this all means...nothing. Maybe, just maybe there are reasons for regulating the sale of cabbage. Like safety, for example? Perhaps you shouldn't fertilize cabbage with plutonium, or locate an outhouse in the middle of the field.
You know, common sense stuff that Conservitards need to have spelled-out for them. If YOU PEOPLE weren't so dumb, we could reduce the size of governemt.
us dumb conservitards just grow the damn things and eat em, don't need no writin bout how to do it.
you libs (note conservitard is an allowed word here while the lib version is blocked out?) on the other hand had deep concerns about cabbage that:
1)looked too much like some white person they knew so we need regulations to control their shape and appearance.
2)were concerned that cooking them wrong could harm the environment so regulations were created to control the cooking.
3)were concerned about the flatulence caused by cabbage so regulations were required to minimize the flatulence producing effects
4)as well as regulations that dictated the spacing required from others before you could rip a fart
5)not to mention legal recourse should anyone be traumatized by your excessively loud or putrid flatulence.
6)were afraid the some crude person may equate the shape of cabbage to some body part so cabbage related sexual harassment laws had to be hammered out.
7)Were concerned that someone might enjoy excessive profits from the growth and sale of cabbage sosocialistic anti-profiteering cabbage exploitation laws were enacted.
8)black americans who had read that vile things were done with cabbages to some super distant black ancestor then demanded laws that would allow them to seek reparations from cabbage growers for the pain and humiliation they suffered genetically through their ancestry.