Grills!

[Johney]

She's out there every day, she's there now. Do you think she'd notice if I cut some bushes down? They really obstruct my view...

If she didn't say anything I bet Mrs. Ovah would!

 

[Notretiredyet]

Had an issue this spring with the burners on my old grill bought at Lowes a few years back. When I went looking for replacement burners I learned the grill (made in China) had been recalled a few years back for this reason. Checked online to get my free burners and found out the grill lids are made of magnesium and have occasionally ignited and burned a house or two down when they did. At that point I decided to get a different grill with the credit the store manager reluctantly gave me. Did some research as its hard for me to justify spending a grand on the Weber I liked. Found this Huntington grill made in Canada for $300 that was top rated and sold by Lowes with most of the features of a Weber that I desired.

 

[BSWALKS]

She's out there every day, she's there now. Do you think she'd notice if I cut some bushes down? They really obstruct my view...

So your the creepy new neighbor I caught spying at my wife in our pool?

 

[over9five]

So your the creepy new neighbor I caught spying at my wife in our pool?

Well if she'd keep her damn top on I wouldn't be so tempted to look!!!

 

[over9five]

Just cut a large viewing aperture into the bushes. Should questions come up, say that you are taking Topiary classes online.

​Is that how you up-towners say "looking at porn"????

 

[serenity now]

​Is that how you up-towners say "looking at porn"????

well I don't know, is the neighbor porn-worthy?

 

[oldngray]

I have a fat chick in a wading pool in the house behind me. Does that count ?

 

[serenity now]

I have a fat chick in a wading pool in the house behind me. Does that count ?

how fat are we talking?

 

[oldngray]

between pleasingly plump and her own zip code. Better than watching the squirrels anyway.

 

[serenity now]

anything under 200, I'm good to go

would go up to 215 if she has beautiful eyes

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Had an issue this spring with the burners on my old grill bought at Lowes a few years back. When I went looking for replacement burners I learned the grill (made in China) had been recalled a few years back for this reason. Checked online to get my free burners and found out the grill lids are made of magnesium and have occasionally ignited and burned a house or two down when they did. At that point I decided to get a different grill with the credit the store manager reluctantly gave me. Did some research as its hard for me to justify spending a grand on the Weber I liked. Found this Huntington grill made in Canada for $300 that was top rated and sold by Lowes with most of the features of a Weber that I desired.

WOW! Once Magnesium gets going there isn't much at home you can put it out with.

 

[cachsux]

WOW! Once Magnesium gets going there isn't much at home you can put it out with.

I have to plead the 5th on being stupid with my hot rod buddies and sweeping up all the aluminum and magnesium shavings at the machine shop and somehow not blow anything up lighting the stuff on fire. Want to see something cool? Fill a beer bottle with mag shavings and light it. It will melt the bottle.


And, 1K for a good grill isn't outrageous if it lasts forever.

 

[oldngray]

go easy on the mag

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

I have to plead the 5th on being stupid with my hot rod buddies and sweeping up all the aluminum and magnesium shavings at the machine shop and somehow not blow anything up lighting the stuff on fire. Want to see something cool? Fill a beer bottle with mag shavings and light it. It will melt the bottle.


And, 1K for a good grill isn't outrageous if it lasts forever.

It will also last longer if 1K gets you bulletproof armor on it.

 

[over9five]

<sigh> Wifey has forbidden our shooting the new grill.....
:-(
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[1BROWNWRENCH]

Killjoy I was thinking about one of those Hotrod grills. You know... the ones made to look like a small block Chevy on a stand?

 

[cachsux]

I have a friend that welded up a stainless smoker/grill and used a 40 ford hood as the cover. Open and close it using the hood ornament.

 

[scratch]

​I wish I had known Over9 was looking for a new grill, I could have got a more appropriate one for him.

 

[BSWALKS]

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​I wish I had known Over9 was looking for a new grill, I could have got a more appropriate one for him.

Idk which story I want to submit to Jeff Foxworthy. Over venting his grill or that double barrel grill.

 

[pretender]

Had an issue this spring with the burners on my old grill bought at Lowes a few years back. When I went looking for replacement burners I learned the grill (made in China) had been recalled a few years back for this reason. Checked online to get my free burners and found out the grill lids are made of magnesium and have occasionally ignited and burned a house or two down when they did. At that point I decided to get a different grill with the credit the store manager reluctantly gave me. Did some research as its hard for me to justify spending a grand on the Weber I liked. Found this Huntington grill made in Canada for $300 that was top rated and sold by Lowes with most of the features of a Weber that I desired.

Nice landscape too!