Houston I have a Problem! Feeder Questions & Drug Testing

[pickup]

I will. Good or bad.

If i piss positive i will contest it as a contamined sample in the lab. And hopefully it will buy me some extra time. Or a possible defense if i get fired.

That's why the 2nd sample is tested more stringently. Procedures are followed the 2nd time around to actively prevent contamination. When you give your sample and it is handled, it is done before your eyes until the two vials are sealed. If you're gonna claim contamination, that's the only time to do it.

If you could yell do over, the drug test would be worthless.

 

[Wally]

Stay clean...no worries!

 

[BigBeef42]

I did more research on the detox drinks sold on Amazon and they all turned out to be scams. Its too risky for me.

I bought an at home test kit to test myself tonight. Ill probably fail. But at least tomorrow i can call HR and tell them i cant take the job right.

My biggest question now is:

If i do piss test for feeder, can i lose my part time UPS job?

 

[BigBeef42]

Stay clean...no worries!

I am for sure.

I wish HR wasnt in such a rush they need me to do the DOT physical this week.... I would love to give them a clean sample... if i had 2 weeks or maybe 3 weeks i could most likely pass the test.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Yes.

 

[BigBeef42]

Are the DOT tests supervised?

Wink wink

 

[mike1646]

Tell them you're getting your permit first then the dot test. That should give you a couple of weeks.

 

[Wally]

Empty, then catheter in fresh-clean sample. Always works on TV.

 

[BigBeef42]

Tell them you're getting your permit first then the dot test. That should give you a couple of weeks.

I hope this works. Thats what im going to do. I need to buy time.

If all else fails ill have my brother piss for me.

Note: i quit smoking last week. Easy peasy. And do not intend on smoking ever again.

 

[watdaflock?]

If all else fails ill have my brother piss for me.

tada Just make sure it's warm.

 

[BigBeef42]

My last quesion:

Are pre-employment tests Observed by someone?

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

My last quesion:

Are pre-employment tests Observed by someone?

 

[mike1646]

Plus you still have to wait on the background check.
They do record the temperature.

 

[BigUnionGuy]

My last quesion:

Are pre-employment tests Observed by someone?

It might be relatively easy, for the company to discern....

How many part-time HazMat responders, are seeking a feeder position.


This thread, has to be the "dumbest of the dumb".



-Bug-

 

[BigBeef42]

Im not hazmat, or am i. Hmmm

 

[BigBeef42]

It might be relatively easy, for the company to discern....

How many part-time HazMat responders, are seeking a feeder position.


This thread, has to be the "dumbest of the dumb".



-Bug-

Thanks for the feeback.

Good point.

I give up.

Im passing on the feeder job.

No test, or cheating necessary

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Thanks for the feeback.

Good point.

I give up.

Im passing on the feeder job.

No test, or cheating necessary

Your not safe yet. You've raised suspicion. I suggest you "keep your nose clean" the next couple of weeks....

 

[mike1646]

I wouldn't pass it up, just do the detox and drink plenty of fluids. It might take a couple of weeks for you to take the test. Don't be negative.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

I wouldn't pass it up, just do the detox and drink plenty of fluids. It might take a couple of weeks for you to take the test. Don't be negative.

Bad advice.......

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

It might be relatively easy, for the company to discern....

How many part-time HazMat responders, are seeking a feeder position.


This thread, has to be the "dumbest of the dumb".



-Bug-

Good advice.......