If your package car could talk, what would it say?

[WorknLateHuh]

title says it all...


"Why is it that you can shower everyday and I sometimes go months without getting washed?"


"Surprise! I'm booking off today, you're gonna have to use my inbred, mentally challenged half brother to run your route today. Ya know, the one with no power steering, and that insane rattling?"


"Lucky you! The cover guy took me out when you were at the beach yesterday, and now you have no DR bags, no gas card, no 2 wheeler, and a booger farm underneath the seat, but don't worry!! He left you a lil special treat... a collection of piss bottles roaming free all over me! Thanks buddy ur the best."

 

[KOG72]

Probably would say I can't wait till today is over with your butt stinks!!!!!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

No reply

 

[KOG72]

Where did you go last week you lazy bastard

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Where did you go last week you lazy bastard

I was watching @olroadbeech making up lies.

 

[dookie stain]

You fart a lot

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You fart a lot

Who?

 

[dookie stain]

Who?

That's what my truck would say...TTKU with the threads

 

[WorknLateHuh]

"Why am i traveling backwards at 40 mph?"

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

That's what my truck would say...TTKU with the threads

Sorry your posts are so far behind, I forget
Dan

 

[dookie stain]

This place sucks...posted a picture of Dennis and it got deleted...how am I still on mod queu? Bunch of grown ass men get offended by words on the internet?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

This place sucks...posted a picture of Dennis and it got deleted...how am I still on mod queu? Bunch of grown ass men get offended by words on the internet?

Actions speak louder than words

 

[dookie stain]

Actions speak louder than words

What's that supposed to mean

 

[Coldworld]

I was watching @olroadbeech undress then we be making out.

Gangsta!!!

 

[Coldworld]

Actions speak louder than words

Can you imagine if there were no mods... Hell, it works be the Wild West here.. We would be posting managements name, address and phone numbers...be dropping deuces on their porch... Every other word would be friend, s or titties...every member would be Verbally assaulting each other....be craZy up in this bitch

 

[Indecisi0n]

Stop peeing in me.

 

[Overpaid Union Thug]

"Please don't stop at a Chinese buffet ever again!"

 

[bottomups]

Why do you always lean to the left when you fart?

 

[iowa boy]

"Please, put me out of my misery"

 

[Coldworld]

"Please don't stop at a Chinese buffet ever again!"

You know damn well when you go to one of those places the next day (or in some cases right when you get home ) that the Hershey squirts are going to be flying...never fails just like clockwork!!