El Correcto
god is dead
My truck would be telling me about how it's had this job before I was even born, back in his day they didn't need automatics and power steering.
If your package car could talk, what would it say?
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Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
You've been put in time out from NF?
Wait till @RonBurgandy?????????? Finds out
Matty_lawn
Poopin' on the clock
"This preloader is the best!"
onewithedd
Well-Known Member
I wish I was a FedEx truck
Matty_lawn
Poopin' on the clock
I was offered 130 a day to drive fedex. You sure about that?
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Wrong fuel nozzle, dummy!
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
That water is too deep! Don't try it.
I had one try to fly through my windshield once, they make a hell of a lot of noise bouncing off glass. It was a funny at the time since I was getting a safety ride, we laughed about it all day. My supervisor called it in, she was laughing and that really ticked the center manager off. He didn't bother asking if we were hurt, his first thought was who to blame an accident on.
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I know it's pathetic the same 3 or 4 posters constantly posting in every thread about things not related to the thread title.
Anyway, my PC says "I love it when you are inside me!"
onewithedd
Well-Known Member
The topic is "what would my package car say" not "what would I say" HELLO!!!!
Catatonic
Nine Lives
Wash me!
Orion inc.
I like turtles
didnt you say you went in the pool recently?
You should be good for week by monkey standards.
Future
Victory Ride
Just saying ....weak!!!!
Catatonic
Nine Lives
I fling poo a lot so daily for me!
Orion inc.
I like turtles
I'm trying to be "a kinder, gentler Orion".
Orion inc.
I like turtles
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Be more careful with that coffee. And clean it up well when you spill it all over my dash.