I'm basically the best UPS Driver

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

....Up to....



like when I offer my wife up to 6" but only give her 2"

She isn't even getting that much

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I heard the Orion word today get outta here sucka

That's my plan.

 

[scooby0048]

She isn't even getting that much

But its cute..

 

[KOG72]

I barely did 70 stops today. Missed my miles by 27. Dude I suck!

Thata boy

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I barely did 70 stops today. Missed my miles by 27. Dude I suck!

You've got nowhere to go but up

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I

But its cute..

I'd that what she says about your pointy ears?

 

[KOG72]

I'm the worst driver so I don't care

That's good enough for the free lunch award

 

[sailfish]

@Turdferguson

@Big Arrow Down...D

@Orion inc.


@cosmo1


@burrheadd

@Future

@KingofFluff

@cosmo1
Did you see this?
@UpstateNYUPSer will be upset.

@joeboodog ?

@KOG72

@LeadBelly2.0

Not @scooby0048

What the hell, man?

 

[dookie stain]

I'm the best whiskey drinker.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Ahoy Mother Fluffer

 

[sailfish]

@sailfish

Too late. The damage is done.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Too late. The damage is done.

I hate group tagging. Someone always gets butt hurt.

 

[cosmo1]

I hate group tagging. Someone always gets butt hurt.

Did you hurt his butt again?

Shame on you.

 

[Orion inc.]

I thought Dave owned the monopoly of proclaiming being the best driver???

It sure isn't @KingofFluff

 

[KOG72]

I thought Dave owned the monopoly of proclaiming being the best driver???

It sure isn't @KingofFluff

Could be you,you never know

 

[WorknLateHuh]

I thought Dave owned the monopoly of proclaiming being the best driver???
[/USER]

Im basing my claim on...

-- how many kids went running/screaming into the house uppon seeing me walk up the driveway

-- how many piles of dog crap i stepped in today

-- and how many roll-aways i had last week (3 or 4 no biggie)

 

[WorknLateHuh]

why was my thread moved? this was a serious discussion!

 

[joeboodog]

I'm not the best driver. Not even close. You know what? I really don't care.

 

[Wally]

Wally waz here.

 

[KOG72]

Wally waz here.

You win shut it down