Im gonna start body slamming customers who order over 70'S

[hellfire]

What the hell is going on ? 14 over 70s on my route today, EVERYTHING is huge now, only 242 pieces in a 800 and its jammed front to back .This oversize crap is getting out of hand and somebody will get a figure four leglock if this continues

 

[MAKAVELI]

 

[Dr.Brownz]

 

[3 done 3 to go]

What the hell is going on ? 14 over 70s on my route today, EVERYTHING is huge now, only 242 pieces in a 800 and its jammed front to back .This oversize crap is getting out of hand and somebody will get a figure four leglock if this continues

If it makes you feel better. I get 14 oversea. Every 3 month

 

[snarts]

Stop being a bitch

 

[Returntosender]

Stop being a bitch

 

[dookie stain]

Yea it's been brutal lately...someone's getting a stunner in the next couple weeks...

 

[StoptheAct1212]

I feel your pain. But mann up, your getting paid......... if anything the Customer is smart.. why pick stuff up when Ups Driver brings it to your door...
Stop crying btw

 

[kingOFchester]

Message for help every time you get one. Your fellow driver will hate you as will management. Not to mention the customer you body slammed.

 

[watdaflock?]

The wonderful thing about being employed at UPS is you can quit whenever you want.

 

[clean hairy]

I want to see the video of you body slamming Undertaker when you have to deliver several over 70's to his house!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

P*

 

[dookie stain]

The wonderful thing about being employed at UPS is you can quit whenever you want.

Wtf are you dans son?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Why not just do what every other driver does and just slam the 70's instead? After the second broken one they stop ordering that .

 

[dookie stain]

It's funny seeing the look on people's faces when you're bringing an irreg to their doorstep with 500 boot prints on the box

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

It's funny seeing the look on people's faces when you're bringing an irreg to their doorstep with 500 boot prints on the box

I could run some of those packages over with my package car and they would look better.

 

[Box Ox]

Why not just do what every other driver does and just slam the 70's instead? After the second broken one they stop ordering that .

But not before those broken over 70s become call tag pickups!

 

[Indecisi0n]

It's funny seeing the look on people's faces when you're bringing an irreg to their doorstep with 500 boot prints on the box

You ring the bell with over 70's? I speed up down the block and turn the car off 5 houses down and quietly coast to the house. I then put it at the garage , phantom knock and push the truck 5 house down before I start it up and hall ass.

 

[dookie stain]

You ring the bell with over 70's? I speed up down the block and turn the car off 5 houses down and quietly coast to the house. I then put it at the garage , phantom knock and push the truck 5 house down before I start it up and hall ass.

Ahahahahahahhahahaha....I always put it at the garage and never ring the bell...but sometimes they see me anyway

 

[Indecisi0n]

Ahahahahahahhahahaha....I always put it at the garage and never ring the bell...but sometimes they see me anyway

Never park in from of the house. Look for a tree or bush that hides you when in the driver seat. As you drive away and they come running out yelling to you, never EVER make eye contract.