Im gonna start body slamming customers who order over 70'S

[Gloominati]

Or my personal favorite is to put said irreg on the corner of the porch, farthest from the door.

 

[ManInBrown]

You ring the bell with over 70's? I speed up down the block and turn the car off 5 houses down and quietly coast to the house. I then put it at the garage , phantom knock and push the truck 5 house down before I start it up and hall ass.

Funniest comment I have ever read on BC. Bravo sir!

 

[WorknLateHuh]

When the customer comes out of the house and stares at the over 70, I do the ole, "pretend there is something to look at in the opposite direction" and drive away. Customer service-- CHECK!

 

[BSWALKS]

I could run some of those packages over with my package car and they would look better.

They make a great step stool for us shorter guys.

 

[PT Car Washer]

Or my personal favorite is to put said irreg on the corner of the porch, farthest from the door.

No, no. Always in front of the door. So it can not be opened and they have to walk around. Especially in the Winter when they never shovel their steps or walk.

 

[KingofFluff]

They make a great step stool for us shorter guys.

@Big Arrow Down...D

 

[KingofFluff]

You ring the bell with over 70's? I speed up down the block and turn the car off 5 houses down and quietly coast to the house. I then put it at the garage , phantom knock and push the truck 5 house down before I start it up and hall ass.

Lmao

 

[Gloominati]

No, no. Always in front of the door. So it can not be opened and they have to walk around. Especially in the Winter when they never shovel their steps or walk.

That is saved for mattresses and headboards, upright and over the door.

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

@Big Arrow Down...D

Hey pal...

 

[KingofFluff]

Hey pal...

Hey bro, Ivan has gone off the deep end

 

[JL 0513]

All that matters is someone is paying good money to get it there. As long as UPS gets their money's worth. Try being an appliance delivery man for a day making a lot less than we do and see if you still complain.

Oddly enough, for me at least, the most annoying thing about overweights/irregulars is not the delivery part but simply having them in the load in your way. A few huge packages back there has a way of ruining your whole day.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Try being an appliance delivery man for a day making a lot less than we do and see if you still complain.

My SIL works PT in the Lowes delivery department. While you are correct in that they are paid peanuts, they do make quite a bit in tips.

 

[Nimnim]

As an irreg driver who doesn't make the final delivery, I'd be fine with all the over 70s if they were packaged correctly. I'm tired of the 100lb desks where if you set them down on a corner to tip them over the side busts open and the whole thing is a mess. Try as you might to put it back in something always slips out of place and there's no way to get it back in to tape it up properly without taking 20+ minutes to take it apart and put it back together in the special manner the factory did that isn't obvious to anyone.

 

[Analbumcover]

What the hell is going on ? 14 over 70s on my route today, EVERYTHING is huge now, only 242 pieces in a 800 and its jammed front to back .This oversize crap is getting out of hand and somebody will get a figure four leglock if this continues

How do you think the unloaders feel?

 

[FrigidFTSup]

How do you think the unloaders feel?

I'd way rather unload an over 70 than deliver one. Any day.

 

[bottomups]

Had one of my pick up accounts ask me yesterday if we took 120lb parcels. Told her we did but only on Thursdays (I'm off today). Went back during my pick ups and there the parcel sat. She doesn't listen very well.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

How do you think the unloaders feel?

Part timers are disposable labor.

 

[Orion inc.]

Part timers are disposable labor.

No Dave

They're people and employees and union members just like you and I.

You really missed your calling when ups management even rejected your application multiple times.

It's that line of thinking that you display that shows you're a piece of work

 

[Northbaypkg]

Part timers are disposable labor.

What a piece of comment.

 

[What'dyabringmetoday???]

What a piece of comment.

He does this looking for a response. You realize he has no life other than this, right? He has managed to squirrel away two years of income over his twenty-eight year career. And he might have his home paid for when he retires. So I guess you should overlook his idiotic comments and pay attention when he gives out financial and work related advice. I mean, can you imagine owning your own Nissan Altima free and clear at 55 years old? Amazing.