I'm plotting my escape

[Big Babooba]

I've been incarcerated in an institution for the criminally insane for the past 2 years. I was caught on camera pounding some sense into my supervisor's head with my DIAD. Management was livid because I broke the DIAD on this worthless doink's head. Please send guns and ammo.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I am posting from the toilet. I did a number two and there is no paper.

 

[Billy Ray]

I am posting from the toilet. I did a number two and there is no paper.

Drag your butt across the ground like a dog does.

 

[Big Babooba]

I am posting from the toilet. I did a number two and there is no paper.

We'll get IE on it right away!!!

 

[Indecisi0n]

I'm walking around the house with my pants around my ankles looking for tissues.

 

[Big Babooba]

IE - Intercourse and Exercise

Once they get done screwing you they give you the runaround.

 

[Indecisi0n]

IE - Intercourse and Exercise

Once they get done screwing you they give you the reacharound.

Fixed

 

[BSWALKS]

I'm walking around the house with my pants around my ankles looking for tissues.

Just like after you've had a hot date?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I am set to be paroled on 7/1/18 with the possibility of early release on 5/1/18.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Just like after you've had a hot date?

Touchdown and extra point !

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Where you been hiding at?

 

[MendozaJ]

Whacking the corners of the DIAD IV against hard surfaces to get the signature screen to respond was actually a tried and true troubleshooting technique. Having to explain to the customer that it wasn't their fault was the best part.

 

[ajblakejr]

I've been incarcerated in an institution for the criminally insane for the past 2 years. I was caught on camera pounding some sense into my supervisor's head with my DIAD. Management was livid because I broke the DIAD on this worthless doink's head. Please send guns and ammo.

Really, please elaborate on how this situation came to such a climatic meeting with a destroyed DIAD.

Don't hold back.

 

[PhatAzz]

I am set to be paroled on 7/1/18 with the possibility of early release on 5/1/18.

Life's really, really good on the outside!!!!

 

[Overpaid Union Thug]

I was sprung by El Chapo.

 

[Johney]

I am set to be paroled on 7/1/18 with the possibility of early release on 5/1/18.

Only to have to meet my probation by coming to my center and collecting the recyclables at night while the PC's are there.

 

[FilingBluesFL]

I've got just the gun to help spring you free

I had to censor it a little bit to avoid violating the TOS... but I think you get the idea....

 

[Indecisi0n]

I've got just the gun to help spring you free

I had to censor it a little bit to avoid violating the TOS... but I think you get the idea....

Hands up or hands on ankles ?