IT outsourced

Thebrownblob

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Found xir on Reddit. They didn't take the layoff too well
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RangerMan06

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UPS finally woke up and realized their IT and IE departments are dead weight, bleeding millions to save a dime. Those paper-pushing eggheads in cubicles, crunching numbers and coding outdated systems, are just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while the ship sinks. Their "innovations" are bloated, overpriced projects that do nothing but pad their own egos. Meanwhile, the drivers— the actual backbone of the company—are out there grinding, delivering packages, and keeping the profits rolling in. IT and IE? Easily outsourced to some offshore sweatshop or replaced by AI that doesn't need a coffee break or a corner office. Good riddance to the glorified bureaucrats who’ve been leeching off the real workers for years.
 

FromOffTheStreets

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I will say, the ai recalculating your route system is an absolute nightmare. I don't know who's in charge of that disaster but they need a firing.
Although...I do get an extra 15 minutes a day of scrolling the board, so I guess it's a little bit of a pay upgrade for us
 

anonymous23456

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UPS finally woke up and realized their IT and IE departments are dead weight, bleeding millions to save a dime. Those paper-pushing eggheads in cubicles, crunching numbers and coding outdated systems, are just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while the ship sinks. Their "innovations" are bloated, overpriced projects that do nothing but pad their own egos. Meanwhile, the drivers— the actual backbone of the company—are out there grinding, delivering packages, and keeping the profits rolling in. IT and IE? Easily outsourced to some offshore sweatshop or replaced by AI that doesn't need a coffee break or a corner office. Good riddance to the glorified bureaucrats who’ve been leeching off the real workers for years.
Yeah...outsource them all and let foreigners steal customers info

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  • What happened: Cybercriminals bribed and recruited a small group of support agents working for Coinbase overseas to steal customer data from internal systems.
  • Stolen information: The compromised data included names, addresses, phone numbers, email addresses, masked Social Security numbers (last 4 digits), masked bank account numbers and some identifiers, government ID images (like drivers' licenses and passports), account data (balance snapshots and transaction history), and limited corporate data.
  • Purpose of the theft: The criminals intended to use the stolen information to contact customers, pretending to be Coinbase, and trick them into handing over their crypto. This highlights the increasing use of social engineering tactics in the crypto industry.
  • Coinbase's response:
    • They refused to pay a $20 million ransom demand from the attackers.
    • They established a $20 million reward fund for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the criminals.
    • They are cooperating with law enforcement.
    • They are offering to reimburse customers who were scammed as a direct result of the breach.
    • They are providing affected customers with one year of free credit monitoring and identity protection services.
    • They have terminated the involved personnel and are strengthening security controls, including increasing investment in insider-threat detection and implementing stricter identity checks for large withdrawals.
    • They are opening a new support hub in the U.S.
  • Impact: Approximately 69,461 Coinbase customers were affected.


They already outsourced banks, credit cards, insurance supports...what's next? Let outsource all Union pension supports and Social Security supports too.

Too bad we can't outsource CEOs, board of directors, and Congress people. They are always needed. That's what they told us. LOL

I'm for outsourcing CEOs and VPs job. Why not? AI can do half the job and the other half we can outsource to smart Indians in India. Can we find any smart one there or they all went to work for Microsoft, Google, or Facebook?
 

34yearpackagehumper

Well-Known Member
UPS finally woke up and realized their IT and IE departments are dead weight, bleeding millions to save a dime. Those paper-pushing eggheads in cubicles, crunching numbers and coding outdated systems, are just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while the ship sinks. Their "innovations" are bloated, overpriced projects that do nothing but pad their own egos. Meanwhile, the drivers— the actual backbone of the company—are out there grinding, delivering packages, and keeping the profits rolling in. IT and IE? Easily outsourced to some offshore sweatshop or replaced by AI that doesn't need a coffee break or a corner office. Good riddance to the glorified bureaucrats who’ve been leeching off the real workers for years.
You are spot on !!!!!!!!!!
 

TheBrownNote

Good thing I wore my brown pants
Yeah...outsource them all and let foreigners steal customers info

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  • What happened: Cybercriminals bribed and recruited a small group of support agents working for Coinbase overseas to steal customer data from internal systems.
  • Stolen information: The compromised data included names, addresses, phone numbers, email addresses, masked Social Security numbers (last 4 digits), masked bank account numbers and some identifiers, government ID images (like drivers' licenses and passports), account data (balance snapshots and transaction history), and limited corporate data.
  • Purpose of the theft: The criminals intended to use the stolen information to contact customers, pretending to be Coinbase, and trick them into handing over their crypto. This highlights the increasing use of social engineering tactics in the crypto industry.
  • Coinbase's response:
    • They refused to pay a $20 million ransom demand from the attackers.
    • They established a $20 million reward fund for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the criminals.
    • They are cooperating with law enforcement.
    • They are offering to reimburse customers who were scammed as a direct result of the breach.
    • They are providing affected customers with one year of free credit monitoring and identity protection services.
    • They have terminated the involved personnel and are strengthening security controls, including increasing investment in insider-threat detection and implementing stricter identity checks for large withdrawals.
    • They are opening a new support hub in the U.S.
  • Impact: Approximately 69,461 Coinbase customers were affected.


They already outsourced banks, credit cards, insurance supports...what's next? Let outsource all Union pension supports and Social Security supports too.

Too bad we can't outsource CEOs, board of directors, and Congress people. They are always needed. That's what they told us. LOL

I'm for outsourcing CEOs and VPs job. Why not? AI can do half the job and the other half we can outsource to smart Indians in India. Can we find any smart one there or they all went to work for Microsoft, Google, or Facebook?
You know americans have already outsourced their CEOs and Politicians right? Oh around 1965......
 

nWo

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Trimming the fat. We need less people sitting in an AC and more Teamsters in the hubs and in the brown trucks.
 
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