Kitty Porn

[bbsam]

Two grown men (cachsux and upstate), both with cat avatars leaving semi homo-erotic posts. Hmmm. I suppose that's a kind of kitty porn. Brown Cafe never disappoints.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Two grown men (cachsux and upstate), both with cat avatars leaving semi homo-erotic posts. Hmmm. I suppose that's a kind of kitty porn. Brown Cafe never disappoints.

Shouldn't you be busy treating your "employees" like they work at WalMart?

 

[dilligaf]

Shouldn't you be busy treating your "employees" like they work at WalMart?

Come on Upstate, I know you have a sense of humor. It really was funny.

 

[cachsux]

Yea man,it was a tender loving moment. Don`t lose touch with your feminine side.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Yea man,it was a tender loving moment. Don`t lose touch with your feminine side.

...but...but...you never called me...

 

[cachsux]

But you left so suddenly. And the phone number we had was for some cranky old guy named Tie on the east coast. Sure he could do great phone sex but it`s just not the same.




I think this soap opera stuff would go over better with the audience if it was in Spanish.

 

[old levi's]

You know. A man,a woman,romantic music,food products,batteries,a trapeze,handcuffs,firearms,the usual stuff.


Why do I get the feeling my wedding night went off different than everyone else`s?

Don't forget 50 wooden clothespins , and a small yapping dog to break your concentration.

 

[Big Babooba]

Don't forget 50 wooden clothespins , and a small yapping dog to break your concentration.

Take 10 of the clothes pins and hang the little yapper outside on the line. That leaves you with 40 clothes pins. You can make up for the other 10 with some hot candle wax.

 

[moreluck]

This thread should now be re-titled..... "WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF" !!!

 

[dilligaf]

This thread should now be re-titled..... "WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF" !!!

.................and time to get the hip-waders out?!?!?!?!?

 

[Eclipz]

Florida man told authorities his cat was responsible for more than 1,000 images of alleged child pornography found on his home computer, the Martin County Sheriff's Department reports.
Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography. He told investigators he was downloading music and his cat jumped on the keyboard after he had left the room. When he returned, he found "strange things" on his computer, according to the sheriff's report.
Griffin, 48, is being held on $250,000 bond. A neighbor is taking care of the cat — who has not been charged.

Why not sue the cat for "setting you up" and "emotional damage" while you're at it?! What a lame excuse to come up with...

 

[Dizzee]

You know. A man,a woman,romantic music,food products,batteries,a trapeze,handcuffs,firearms,the usual stuff.


Why do I get the feeling my wedding night went off different than everyone else`s?

You forgot the whips, chains and ball gags!

Don't forget 50 wooden clothespins , and a small yapping dog to break your concentration.

Take 10 of the clothes pins and hang the little yapper outside on the line. That leaves you with 40 clothes pins. You can make up for the other 10 with some hot candle wax.

.................and time to get the hip-waders out?!?!?!?!?

I must be a prude. I understand most of these, but, what do you do with the hip waders Dilli????

Gives a whole new meaning to the sign on Dilli's front door. "Gone Fishing"

 

[Big Babooba]

.................and time to get the hip-waders out?!?!?!?!?

Hip Waders???? Now that's kinky!!!!

 

[dilligaf]

I must be a prude. I understand most of these, but, what do you do with the hip waders Dilli????

Gives a whole new meaning to the sign on Dilli's front door. "Gone Fishing"

Dizzee, the shiot is getting mighty deep.

 

[Big Babooba]

Looks like she knows how to handle a rod.

 

[dilligaf]

Looks like she knows how to handle a rod.

And professionally at that!!!!!!!!!

 

[Big Babooba]

Looks like she knows how to handle a rod.

And professionally at that!!!!!!!!!

She may be proficient but is she professional?

 

[ajblakejr]

Take 10 of the clothes pins and hang the little yapper outside on the line. That leaves you with 40 clothes pins. You can make up for the other 10 with some hot candle wax.

I stayed out of this thread, Kitty Porn, just because it sounded bad, like that digusting thing posted on the first post.

Then the thread kept showing up in my unread post pile.


Instead buried in this post are the kinky repressed desires and thoughts of the all american ups employee.

Inspired by the tempting under current of thoughts posted ... I will need to go to the naughty closet and dress for posting in this thread.

 

[Big Babooba]

I stayed out of this thread, Kitty Porn, just because it sounded bad, like that digusting thing posted on the first post.

Then the thread kept showing up in my unread post pile.


Instead buried in this post are the kinky repressed desires and thoughts of the all american ups employee.

Inspired by the tempting under current of thoughts posted ... I will need to go to the naughty closet and dress for posting in this thread.

Black Leather?

 

[cachsux]

Black Leather?

Babs,you forget where we work? It`s brown leather,duh.



With strategic holes were all the nibblely bits poke out.