Last is first

[over9five]

"Castle your king" is a move in chess.

 

[moreluck]

Chess club was the only time I was president!!

 

[over9five]

President Trump is the best president ever.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Ever sit on the toilet hoping for good results only to walk away disappointed?

 

[Covemastah]

Disappointed is how most nfl fans are when the Pats give them a beating !

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Beating eggs ensures smooth consistency.

 

[Covemastah]

Consistency is what keeps us chasing to get tail

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Tail winds help pilots make up time.

 

[over9five]

Time to make the donuts!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Donuts are an essential part of a feeder driver's diet.

 

[moreluck]

Diet stands for Did I Eat That!!

 

[over9five]

That was uncalled for!

 

[Future]

For the love of God!

 

[Wilson1397]

For the love of God!

God damnit, tomorrow is Monday already

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Al(l) ready and nowhere to go.

 

[over9five]

Go to Dunkin, coffee and sausage, egg and cheese on a bagel.

 

[moreluck]

Bagel toasted is with cream cheese is my favorite.

 

[over9five]

Favorite ice cream flavor? That would be coffee!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Favorite ice cream flavor? That would be coffee!

Coffee isn't as good as beer

 

[over9five]

Coffee isn't as good as beer

Beer flavored ice cream, does it exist?