Last is first

[over9five]

At least stare, maybe grab!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

At least stare, maybe grab!

Grab those fun bags!

 

[Operational needs]

At least stare, maybe grab!

Grab the wrong ones and lose a limb.

 

[moreluck]

Limb can be sawed off the tree to balance the look.

 

[over9five]

Look sharp, don't get cut!

 

[moreluck]

Cut the butter into the flour mixture.

 

[over9five]

Mixture was made with flour and crisco

 

[moreluck]

Crisco is used to replace the white middle of an Oreo as a practical joke.

 

[over9five]

Joke all you want, but slippery roads suck!

 

[moreluck]

Suck a lemon to make a funny face.

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

Face it, seasonals won't use the search function.

 

[over9five]

"Function" is the next rhyming word in the line that begins "Conjunction Junction".

 

[Operational needs]

"Function" is the next rhyming word in the line that begins "Conjunction Junction".

Conjunction Junction was watched by many a child on Saturday mornings.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Conjunction Junction was watched by many a child on Saturday mornings.

Mornings are way better when you go topless.

 

[Operational needs]

Mornings are way better when you go topless.

Topless is how I am every morning. And bottomless.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Topless is how I am every morning. And bottomless.

Bottomless supply of viagara if I move in....

 

[Wilson1397]

Bottomless supply of viagara if I move in....

In the front door or the back?

 

[MyTripisCut]

In the front door or the back?

Back, front, who cares?

 

[Wilson1397]

Back, front, who cares?

Cares? She might

 

[MyTripisCut]

Cares? She might

Might, might not, I’m Irish!